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Couldn't get my ex to stop calling me. I decided to make this pic of her as her profile pic. As soon as she saw this she stopped calling. Any ideas on how to get her to stop texting me

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I know one incarnation of this group is called the Fearsome Five, but what are they called at six? (Gizmo, Psimon, Jinx, Mammoth, Shimmer, and Plasmus)

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In the middle of a photoshoot, Actor John Schneider got a call that his father died. He came back from the call and asked the photographer to keep shooting in order to capture those emotions

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Ex called it small, current gf calls it really big. What do y'all think of the size and color?

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My girlfriend here has been acting a little different lately. She's been overly flirtatious and somehow she's wearing one of my crazy ex-girlfriend's crystal necklaces! She even called me by one of the nicknames my Ex used to call me... weird right? What

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When my friend called me for a favor, of course I said yes. Next thing I know I wake up in his kitchen. "Don't panic bro!" he said "I just need you to call school pretending you're my mom, and tell them I'm sick today"

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Error Of Call: System Call (Sword Art Online)

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