Jizz

As an asian [m]ale, I never thought I'd stack up. What do you think?

gonewild, penis

As an 80's kid who grew up without internet, this was my most treasured possession. (nsfw?)

pics

As an engineer I like to think I'm this badass

funny

As an [ent], this is one of my core mantras. [11]

shrubs

As an Asian, I'm very proud of this.

penis

As an Australian seeing posts about 'No-Shave November' on Reddit...

pics

As an american I feel we do not embrace soccer like we should.

pics

As an 80's kid, this was my first celebrity crush ... [fixed]

pics

As an art student, and Redditor, this is how I felt about yesterday

funny

As an Australient who thought he was working on his 4/20 and now doesn't have to.

trees

As an American planning a trip to London and learning about their use of my favorite word...this is how I imagine my trip will look...

AdviceAnimals

As an American, this is my favorite Canadian, and the person who made me a raging alcoholic!

pics

As an addict in recovery...

AdviceAnimals

As an experiment, I'm posting here and on r/massive cock. Let's see which gets more love

penis

As an adult, her kid will proudly post it to /r/oldschoolcool, so people can admire how empowered was their mother

maledom

As an ongoing joke between my friends I take pictures of me eating sticks of meat and send it to them. Thought you guys could have a little fun with my latest. And Nsfw stuff is welcome. Thanks!

redditgetsdrawn

As an Indian I know what my ancestors would want me to do.

thebutton

As an Aussie expat, I appreciate Verizon making me me a little less homesick. (NSFW)

funny

As an ass man. I (f)ound the right one.

gonewild

As an in box collector, this is how I keep my MCC boxes. Sealed. Jk I'm not gonna spoil it though.

funkopop

As an anthropologist, this pretty much sums it up

ImGoingToHellForThis

As an American I'm offended that we have a Muslim holding the High Score.

ImGoingToHellForThis

As an Indian, I feel proud. Thank you PornHub!

funny

As an ass man this just about made me cum in my pants

JizzedToThis

As an American, I've only read about these. Found at Disneyland

pics

as an alum, i wish i could coat that cute bubble butt

JizzedToThis

As an American, I have questions?!

GirlsOnTheToilet

As an uncle to a beautiful mixed nephew, this makes my tiny dick rock hard.

BlackWorldOrder

As an exercise for your favorite text expansion application

Underbun, skinnytail

As an artist knows the wall, so must the model know the wall

Punctum

As an Asian man.. I drool over such pale body and would give her a nice creampie fuck

hotamwfporn, JizzedToThis

As an Ex-Feminist this is one of my favorite posts

u_MissCozze

As an Indian, do I pass or fail??

sizecomparison

As an ECP guy for 5 years... tar or bust ?

Addictedtotheneedle

As an "essential" worker I need to take every chance to relax

ShowerBeerGoneWild

As an American, I encourage you to hit the polls. If not.... we’ll here’s my dick.

MassiveCock

as an alien i hope ive choosen the right outfit for your civilisation...

FemBoys

"As an aviation submarine, you could consider me a child of both the sky and the sea... doesn't that sound poetic, shikikan?" [ I-13 ]

AzureLane