Jizz

As wide as an iPod

penis

as sleek as an AirStream

stockings

As promised, an album of some of the funny, terrible, gross and down right wrong things I find as an OKC Flag Mod.

OkCupid

as an aside, I cleaned that {f}ishtank. It isn't green anymore.

gonewild

As an adult, when the cashier asks if I want a toy in my happy meal

reactiongifs

As requested, (f)ull-frontal nudity as an apology for my absence. Enjoy, my sweets!

gonewild

As long as Arizona Tea, Thick as an iPhone, with a hint of a smile. Feel free to pm/comment your opinions.

ladybonersgw

As an Ex marine, with 6 friends in the military, and 2 of them already been killed in action. Hearing about the new possible Korean War that people all over Reddit are bragging for America about.

AdviceAnimals

As an 18 year old who still lives with her parents, there isn't much to do [F]

gonewild

As an American this is how I picture our foreign relations.

funny, WTF, europe, gif

As cute as an anime cutiepie

cumsluts

As thick as an iPhone 5 is wide, redux

MassiveCock

As an American with insomnia.

AdviceAnimals

An original sketch of my friend shy__redhead that showcases my intimidating skill as an artist.

vargas

As an arsonist, I feel I must contribute...

asshole, ButtsAndBareFeet

An example why you mentor your little sister as an older brother. Possibly NSFW

funny

As an apology for yesterday's pic. To all who were offended by the post - my apologies. I was looking for a futa succubus as a muse for the current story.

futanari

An inferior woman's best option is to submit as such inferior woman to a superior Man. But if submitting as an inferior woman to a superior Man is a woman's worst option, but despite this she freely chooses to do, then this woman is stupid, and so inferio

maledom

As an avid bowler, this is incredibly frustrating. [NSFW. Ish.]

funny, TheUnderbun

As an 5'1 asian, these give my girlfriend such an ego.

AsianHotties

...as an aside, is there an option to upload an album?

TributeMe

As an incredibly awkward person, MRW my husband tells me to "talk dirty to him"

TrollXChromosomes

As an 18 yo, I've always wanted to nail an older lady

mangonewild

As wide as an iphone

ThickDick

As an Indian (dot), the comparison has an ironic name

sizecomparison

As an Engineer, I'm prepared (f)or any situation.

workgonewild

As an Anti-Mage with Agh's, I asked the opposing Lion if he was gonna keep hexing himself

DotA2

As an American, Lucy Pinder is one of the reasons I'm happy England is an ally

JerkOffToCelebs

An on/of(f) as an extra present ?

gonewild

As wide as an iPhone...

MassiveCock

As wide as an iPhone...

MassiveCock

Beth-Lily "Wearing an apron naked”

BethLily, Hot_As_Hell_Girls, Page3Glamour

As real as an ass can get!

RealGirls, WouldYouFuckMyWife, BBCSluts, BonerMaterial, cumtributes, JizzedToThis

As natural as an be x

boobs, AmazingCurves, fitgirls, FitNakedGirls, Nude_Selfie, CollegeAmateurs

As an offering I present a certain white slut in my life. She always gives you this look as if she's telling white boys how pathetic and useless this thing between our legs is.

ChurchOfTheBBC

As an empty nester, I've started to really get into all the sexual lifestyles I've been missing out on as a mother, and discovered that I have some very naughty fantasies and kinks - like exhibitionism!

GoneInsane, Gonewild40Plus

As thick as an espresso tamper

cock

Falcon 9’s thrusters pulsing as the booster heading back to Earth

u_An_Ostrich-, u_oxoZEROoxo

As an Gentle[m]an, I know that double-breasted is best

undonegw

as a mormon we aren’t supposed to wear these aprons out of the temple, & as an exmormon we aren’t even supposed to own them

RepressedGoneWild

As innocent as an angel I swear

redheadxxx, ginger, gonewild30plus, Nude_Selfie, NaughtyWives, amateur_milfs, pussy, thighhighs, palest, adorableporn

As a mom, I saw this shapeshifting app as an opportunity to find out what my kids are doing in high school. 30 years younger (with some improvements) later, I'm Zoey, a new student. I'm just afraid that... my popularity with all these handsome young men'l

OldAgeRegression

As hairy as an 18 year old can get? I pulled it apart so you can see my pink little flaps haha <3

HairyPussy

As Hot As An All

Sexdoll

As Hot As An All

Sexdoll

As Classic as an Old Chris-Craft Boat - Maggie May

JustHotWomen, IShouldBuyABoat, u_DesertFalcon94