Jizz

According to TwoX, it see[m]s ladies enjoy tight fitting boxer-briefs...

gonewild

According to that well known racist Google, this is how long 'fag' has been used as a slang term for cigarette...

pics

According to 4chan, this is how I'm going to die

funny

according to imgur this is "NSFW" enough to ban posting to galleries.

pics, WTF

According to a girl at the bar last night "My smile makes [her] vagina tingle" So I got that going for me, which is nice.

BHMGoneWild

According to Mom, all consoles and games are Nintendo, right? Well, this was mine's reaction when she found out about Custer's Revenge

gaming

According to Reddit, immigrants don't commit crimes...

Polistan

According to [M]y balls, I'm cold

gonewild

According to our local department store some racy things have been going on at the house of mouse.

funny

According to his profile, he's an American social worker.

funny

According to the Mods over at /r/HistoryPorn we're sexist, and as bad as /r/WatchPeopleDie

pussypassdenied

According to almost every worldstar comment, this is what I imagine what the subways are filled with (the durag is in his pocket)

bestofworldstar

According to my friend running from the cops drunk and attempting to hop a steel fence is a good idea (gore)

pics

According to http://www.how-old.net/ , child pornography roams the internet.

NSFWFunny

According to the numbers I am above average but I would love to get some ladies' thoughts

ratemycock

According to Facebook this is someone I may know, I am glad I do not. (Nsfw)

trashy

According to the visual dictionary, while R2-D2 is in sleep mode, he is dreaming about his adventures.

StarWars

According to the the aliens (lilmayo) snapchat she's a pornstar.. Anybody know who she is?

pornID

According to CNN - Trump: Rubio was "Pouring Down Cum"

funny

According to my sources Jonathan Jafari will no longer use his Jontron persona. He said his which says so.

JonTron

According to legend, she has yet to skip leg day in the gym.

RealGirls

According to the long shadow, it appears to be nipple o'clock in my bedroom.

homegrowntits

According to a new scientific research

ImGoingToHellForThis

According to Reddit "Dumb c*nts love to ride fluorite obelisk". Got it!

funny, screenshots

According to Wikipedia, a Jew nose is not the same as a human nose

u_slashrslashhornpub

According to white people police brutality is a myth

u_werewlfkng

According to the official art book, it seems like Nintendo actually discussed "Bowser-Peach" idea during Super Mario Odessey development process.

bowsette

According to this flat Earther, NASA is even more impressive than I thought

AoxxtSfw

According to PETA keeping livestock does harm so perhaps instead try a

PornhubPoems

According to R34 artists, Kelly's personality boils down to Goblin Dogs. Probably 'cause it makes for good(?) dick jokes.

nsfw_stuff

According to reddit leftists, this is the face of far / alt right extremism, fascists, (neo) nazis, racists and xenophobes

u_Fagadora, anonymousman01

According to this torrent website, Ingonish Beach is the place to go for sexy Asians [possibly NSFW]

NovaScotia

Aya takes down Yuuka[Futanari(according to the Pixiv tag)]or[Scissoring(according to my eyes)]

Touhou_NSFW

According to statistics, guys more often compliment my smile.??Something needs t. be changed.?

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According to this little guy, things are looking up for 2021

penis

According to recent studies, putting your teenage sons back in diapers is supposed to increase bonding at a critical age. [Abdl][can't wait for the downvotes][fuck you I'm into this shit]

xxxcaptions

According to my google history, I spent most of last night trying to buy a llama.

AdultConnect_uk

According to Pawel Sasko, the lead Quest Designer for CP2077, despite players having completed it, no one has yet uncovered everything in the game.

u_Zealousideal_Wing_38

According to the left- Republicans "fearmonger"

u_Freaky4444, u_SerSparhawk

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

WhiteBuns

According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?

Underbun

?According to my nipples, summer is not yet over?? link in comments ?

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According To Arab Holy Men...

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