According to my gf I always make this face. (NSFW)
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According to Porn
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According to this page I stumbled upon "what it's like to be a freshly discovered woman on reddit"
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According to my sunday school teacher, Jesus wants me for a sunbeam. Which is close as I'll get to being all over this girl.
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According to WWE Facebook page, (SPOILERS) will return this Tuesday at the live Smackdown taping.
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![According to [m]y dick, it's about 10 o'clock (PMs and comments welcome)](https://i.imgur.com/xVp4rpAm.jpg)
According to my PMs, my lips seem to be more impressive than my dick
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According to the study done in California a few years ago I have the “ideal penis size” for most women? Not sure if I agree
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According to BMI I (27M) am overweight. I think I'm just broad-shouldered. Opinions? 5ft 11, 81.5kg.
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![According to the [f]orecast, it’s a little wet today ?](https://i.imgur.com/AzR3Pvcm.jpg)
According to the [f]orecast, it’s a little wet today ?
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According to my panties I’m an angel 18(f)
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![According to my scientific experiment, penis floats on water. [33]](https://i.imgur.com/o5LWwnZm.jpg)
According to my scientific experiment, penis floats on water. [33]
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According to his owner, "He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside."
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According to Google Translate, the brand name of (M)y underwear means "equipment" in Spanish, which seems fitting. How does one say "precum" in Spanish, though?
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According to the caption, her dad took this picture
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According to general relativity, space-time is curved. Does that mean my cock is actually straight?
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According to the Starch Cube Guildlines:
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According to twitter I look like a man? ?
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According to psychology, your focus would be more on what's written on the page rather than my body or half face.
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According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?
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According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?
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According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?
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According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly
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According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?
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According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?
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According to recent studies; Daily dose of goth girl's butt increases happiness levels significantly?
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According to my calendar today is MOANday. Will you give me a reason to moan?
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