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AMERICAN WAR CRIMES IN AFGHANISTAN: Holmes poses with Mudin’s body. According to a fellow soldier, Holmes took to carrying Mudin’s severed finger with him in a zip-lock bag. “He wanted to keep the finger forever and wanted to dry it out”

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GOP's answer to the SOTUs, according to Google (slightly NSFW)

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She chose a job according to her needs

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Locked out of her Accord

Bottomless_Vixens

[Possible NSFW] According to ancient Greeks this little guy wards off evil by showing how alive he is.

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The 'Space Jam' book according to iTunes store. [NSFW-ish]

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Another wealthy country feminist honoring her own family tree according to the modern age of female empowerment

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Came home at 4am drunk. According to her she had "lost" her bra

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S.E.L.F.I.E taking lady falls from ledge at Shrine of Two Moons according to eye witness reports

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So women are inferior, but they must have the freedom to use their inferiority to their own benefit and according to their best choices and options. women only refuse to be treated like the inferior people they actually are by men who are inferior

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[NP] According to Paytm, 25% of 2995 is 5.

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My tiny guy. So embarrassed by it, and yet turned on by it at the same time. My gf thinks I'm weird, and doesn't think it's something I should advertise as I kind of look like a young boy down there according to her.

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My best side according to some...

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[MILD SPOILERS]Do these other locations of events that sparked the accords potentially mean anything? Are they easter eggs?

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George R.R. Martin, author of the A Game of Thrones series, found dead in his New Mexico home at age 74, according to his publicist.

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The Healthiest Individual Ever Elected To The Presidency, According to Dr. Harold N. Bornstein - Donald Trumps's Doctor NSFW

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"The escape hatch at the very end of the long abandoned #Boston #MBTA Pleasant street portal just off the Boylston Station." according to the guy who wrote the tweet I copied this from

TheFemPill

Blitz anatomy accord to hitbox size

Rainbow6

Derek Smart on Discord: "No Schedule Today, Next Week no 3.0 Schedule, More Departures [...] according to sources"

DerekSmart

Offering premade and custom [vid], [pic] sets according to your desires, [gfe] and more.

Sexsells

Female empowerment in accordance with Koranic Law.

ImGoingToHellForThis

So my car had its first period. What kind of lady products are best for it? When should I expect the mood swings? It’s an 01 Honda Accord.

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Spent all of 2017 making this comic. It's Mad Max Fury Road, according to someone who has never seen Mad Max Fury Road

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[Map] Every recorded meteorite landing according to The Meteoritical Society. More detail and data in comments.

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Its absolutely crazy 35k people have seen this picture of my classmates ass through Reddit according to imgur.

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90% of gender variant youth are gender nonconforming or non-binary according to a 2018 study

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(F) old aint it I know. You are forgiving. And if anyone else had anything to do with it Im pretty sure God handle all them accordingly.

gonewildchubby

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Sissies

Treat me accordingly

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When Emma Watson heard that according to a poll 92% of males want to face-fuck her until her tits are covered in drool.

JerkOffToCelebs

I don't have any wigs so I'll cosplay according to whatever my current hair color is

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It’s 10pm somewhere, according to my penis.

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How hot are these holes according to you

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God is a Findomme. Tithe accordingly.

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God is a Findomme. Tithe accordingly.

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God is a woman. Tithe accordingly. [FINDOM]

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Filming was not going according to plan yesterday due to being spacey xD

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How hot is this ass according to you?

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I was a good girl and rewarded accordingly ?

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Im a grower, not a shower. Judge accordingly (36 - Texas)

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28yo mommy of 1, working as a psychologist. I'm a bit shy, but might reveal more according to your feedback ??

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Riverbed PSA: no pigs allowed is strictly enforced. Absolutely no trespassing will be tolerated and will be punished accordingly.

TheFemdomTimes

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