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since you guys are being assholes about it, for the record, my cock is 6 inches long

since you guys are being assholes about it, for the record, my cock is 6 inches long - 75 percentile according to wikipedia

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my 9 year old nephew emailed me this yesterday, please use your nsfw tags accordingly,

my 9 year old nephew emailed me this yesterday, please use your nsfw tags accordingly, he knows not to click those (fyi, this is SFW, just had to use nsfw in the title)

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Kerry Marie in her prime (according to shaggydog79)

Kerry Marie in her prime (according to shaggydog79)

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How guys plan their evening entertainment, according to the wifi signal on their

How guys plan their evening entertainment, according to the wifi signal on their cellphone

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Sex toys according to gender

Sex toys according to gender

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The male brain. According to my professor.

The male brain. According to my professor.

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First post got deleted so re-posting according to the rules. P[M]s welcome and encouraged

First post got deleted so re-posting according to the rules. P[M]s welcome and encouraged

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My first manned mission to Duna and back (no mods, v0.22). Almost went according

My first manned mission to Duna and back (no mods, v0.22). Almost went according to plan...

KerbalSpaceProgram

/r/maledom gentlemen, remember the status implied by male superiority: women don't

/r/maledom gentlemen, remember the status implied by male superiority: women don't have to give you reasons for you to leave them, women have to give you reasons to get you to accept them. And remember to demand *really good reasons*, according to your ma

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The reason for Man's Evolution according to the "Ancient Aliens" show (NSFWish)

The reason for Man's Evolution according to the "Ancient Aliens" show (NSFWish)

funny

Joseph Smith's Revealing First Vision - From The History of The Church According

Joseph Smith's Revealing First Vision - From The History of The Church According to Mormon Boyz

exmormon_nsfw

To date we've learnt one term used by feminism for disguising female biological inferiority:

To date we've learnt one term used by feminism for disguising female biological inferiority: "empowerment". Let's learn now feminism uses yet another term for the same purpose: "oppression". According to this, female inferiority is just a situation caused

maledom

Nelson may be into selling uncuts, according to the comments in this Instagram post.

Nelson may be into selling uncuts, according to the comments in this Instagram post. Anyone else hoping this happens?

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[NSFW] Is this Photo innapropiate according to Facebook

[NSFW] Is this Photo innapropiate according to Facebook

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Sow with a view to righteousness, Reap in accordance with kindness; Break up your

Sow with a view to righteousness, Reap in accordance with kindness; Break up your fallow ground, For it is time to seek the LORD Until He comes to rain righteousness on you.

SistersofChrist

The world according to our people.

The world according to our people.

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I'm going to be Bill Clinton when I grow up! Hahaha what's your dream job according

I'm going to be Bill Clinton when I grow up! Hahaha what's your dream job according to the stars?

TheSapphireKitty

Apparently you, MD feminists, are no longer free and have no longer agency to submit

Apparently you, MD feminists, are no longer free and have no longer agency to submit to the superior Men your female inferiority needs and prefers, but, instead, you are under the oppression of the "Societal Stockholm Syndrome", according to a recent femi

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The only, actual, genuine and secret aspiration of the inferior, narrow and primitive

The only, actual, genuine and secret aspiration of the inferior, narrow and primitive female mind is to be used and abused by a superior Man. Women are inferior and unimportant and this is why women are only important according to how important and superi

maledom

i failed a test and disappointed my Owner. He's looking for suggestions on how i

i failed a test and disappointed my Owner. He's looking for suggestions on how i can humiliate myself and punish me accordingly. Any ideas?

gonewild

34DDD according to one of her FB comments.

34DDD according to one of her FB comments.

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So people earn money according to their specialization. No wage gap

So people earn money according to their specialization. No wage gap

maledom

She lied and was dealt with accordingly

She lied and was dealt with accordingly

SpankingBottoms

Petra Nemcova (according to google)

Petra Nemcova (according to google)

SeeThrough

[NSFW] According to AskReddit, I'm [23] not as cute as I thought I was. Rate me?

[NSFW] According to AskReddit, I'm [23] not as cute as I thought I was. Rate me?

Rateme

[M/S] Gone wrong? According to who?

[M/S] Gone wrong? According to who?

taboocaptions

It's half past chub according to my watch

It's half past chub according to my watch

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Now with some face according to the rules. I hope you enjoy

Now with some face according to the rules. I hope you enjoy

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Wymrest Accord Horde decided to celebrate hardcore with Saurfang after the "Old

Wymrest Accord Horde decided to celebrate hardcore with Saurfang after the "Old Soldier" cinematic reveal. (Album - 42 screenshots)

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Evigishki Merrowgeist's strategy does not go according to plan

Evigishki Merrowgeist's strategy does not go according to plan

yugioh_nsfw

Abdulqasem yousef, executed on Feb 20th 2019 by Egyptian government after confessing

Abdulqasem yousef, executed on Feb 20th 2019 by Egyptian government after confessing of killing the previous prosecution General Hisham Barakat, the confessions were forcefully extracted under torture according to the human rights watch.

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[spoiler] Prelim fight seems pretty unfair according to Google

[spoiler] Prelim fight seems pretty unfair according to Google

MMA

My last post wasn’t revealing enough according to some in this Sub.. Better ? ??

My last post wasn’t revealing enough according to some in this Sub.. Better ? ??

AssVsBoobs

Enjoying my cozy shorts accordingly.

Enjoying my cozy shorts accordingly.

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When your master plot to slither your way into a threesome with Kimbahlee and Hanner

When your master plot to slither your way into a threesome with Kimbahlee and Hanner is all going according to plan.

Ice_Poseidon2

My photo was deleted on a crossdressing sub for being NSFW. According to the mod

My photo was deleted on a crossdressing sub for being NSFW. According to the mod it shows too much. So I figured I'd post here where people more open minded and less TERFy when it comes to policing AMAB bodies :)

NonBinary

Always remember: being in my presence is a privilege, not a right, so act accordingly!

Always remember: being in my presence is a privilege, not a right, so act accordingly!

findom

I need a KeyHolder (SERIOUS) I should not shave my whole body, wear panties, and

I need a KeyHolder (SERIOUS) I should not shave my whole body, wear panties, and sit down to pee on my own accord. I need an Owner KIK: Subconscious716

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I want to make a sweet video according to your request?kik and telegram @AngVals

I want to make a sweet video according to your request?kik and telegram @AngVals ? [selling] [gfe] [cam] 30$5min [vid] 70$10min [rate] 30$ [sext] 30$15min

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This is now a Quark only sub. Please act accordingly.

This is now a Quark only sub. Please act accordingly.

worldpolitics

Was buying too many AdMech to support a binary partner, according to the Googlessiah's

Was buying too many AdMech to support a binary partner, according to the Googlessiah's Almighty AdAlgorithmatic Cant

AdeptusMechanicus

Jessie Raspberry - watching internet porn and masturbating accordingly (kinetsubi_x)

Jessie Raspberry - watching internet porn and masturbating accordingly (kinetsubi_x) [Final Fantasy VII]

rule34

How hot are these holes according to you

How hot are these holes according to you

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I’m a grower, not a shower. Judge accordingly. (35 - Texas)

I’m a grower, not a shower. Judge accordingly. (35 - Texas)

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How hot is my ass according to you?

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I'm an accountant and according to my calculations, your wife's boring af and my

I'm an accountant and according to my calculations, your wife's boring af and my expert opinion's to leave her for me?

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Yanet Garcia has joined OnlyFans according to her IG - more of this to come

Yanet Garcia has joined OnlyFans according to her IG - more of this to come

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Gf is with me here to rate dicks.. every dick she rates higher than mine (5/10 according

Gf is with me here to rate dicks.. every dick she rates higher than mine (5/10 according to her) is one 'freebie' she gets with another guy.. kik: philjon321

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