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She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.

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To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.

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It's not pretty being easy.

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Hackers do it with bugs.

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Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.

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Writers do it between periods.

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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

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National Sex Week -- don't let your meat loaf.

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Lisp programmers do it deeper and deeper and deeper.

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There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.

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Every harlot was a virgin once. -- William Blake

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Reach out and fuck someone.

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Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.

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To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.

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Pregnancy begins with a single sell.

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Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.

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The bottom-up approach always gets me buggered. -- Sidney J. Hurtubise

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Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

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Nice computers don't go down.

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The fucking ain't worth the fighting.

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Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.

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The sex act is the funniest thing on the face of this earth. -- Diana Rigg

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Sex and drugs and UNIX.

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Satyrs have more faun.

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Floppy now, hard later.

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Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows. Watch who you sleep with.

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Hackers do it bottom-up.

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Thou shalt not omit adultery.

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How come if you're horny it's lust, but if she's horny it's affection?

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"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

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Mathematicians do it in theory.

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Confucious say: woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Hackers know all the right MOVs.

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Cunnilingus is next to godliness.

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Couples in motion have moments.

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Ma Bell runs a baudy house.

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It's the sighs that count.

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Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.

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Hackers do it with fewer instructions.

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Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

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I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield

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The fucking ain't worth the fighting.

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Confucious say: boy who play with himself pulls boner.

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Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.

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Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!

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Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx

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She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.

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Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley

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Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.

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Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.

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The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.

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Assassins do it from behind.

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It's not the ups and downs of love, it's the ins and outs.

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Heisenberg may have done it.

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The reason that sex is so popular is that it's centrally located.

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