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She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.

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He was not only a great swordsman, but also a cunning linguist.

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confidence.

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Save a mouse, eat a pussy!

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Communists do it without class.

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Unix programmers do it with pipes.

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Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.

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Lisp hackers have to be bound (to-do 'it) ...

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To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.

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Dial 911. Make a cop come.

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Women Unite! Make *___him* sleep in the wet spot tonight!

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Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!

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Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.

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Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stay.

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Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

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Love comes in spurts. -- Devo, "Please Please"

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Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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The good news is that the horse is dead, but your mother's pregnant.

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Statisticians do it with 95

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She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down.

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Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.

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Sixteen'll get you twenty.

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People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.

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Ma Bell runs a baudy house.

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A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.

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Test makers do it: A: sometimes B: always C: never D: none of the above.

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People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.

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Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

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A hard man is good to find.

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Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.

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Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

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That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.

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Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.

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National Sex Week -- don't let your meat loaf.

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Rogue players do it with all sorts of different animals.

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.

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Nice computers don't go down.

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Hang gliders go down very slowly.

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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand!

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The bottom-up approach always gets me buggered. -- Sidney J. Hurtubise

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Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.

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Confucious say: eplileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.

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Sixteen'll get you twenty.

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Don't look now -- your office mate is a pederast!!!

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Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West

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There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.

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Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.

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Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber

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Moustache rides, 50 cents.

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Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to eat"

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Chaste makes waste.

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Sixteen'll get you twenty.

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Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.

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You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!

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A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.

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Hackers do it with fewer instructions.

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One should be cherry of virgins.

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