Jizz

NSFW - An old classmate from middle school, who mostly uses Facebook to share horoscopes and motivational platitudes, fat-fingers god-knows-what and accidentally makes my entire week. Thanks, kid from math class. Bonus: "someone took my phone..."

facepalm

[Slightly NSFW] They're just spewing nonsense platitudes at this point.

fatlogic

This is what happens when you live in a world where 95% the advice you get is "you go gurrl!", "ur so beautiful can i please be you??" and other useless platitudes

ImGoingToHellForThis

attitude of platitude

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