Jizz

To paraphrase Monty Hall, "What's it going to be? Whore No. 1? Whore No. 2? or Whore No. 3?"

nsfw

boy(f)riend admitted to having a folder of "hotter" (paraphrasing) girls, so i want opinions.

gonewild

Mitt Romney paraphrased "Fuck the Planet"

politics

"To paraphrase Churchill..."

iamverysmart

To paraphrase Jurassic Park: "stay IN the tall grass"

TotallyStraight

Paraphrasing Britney, not quite a man, still not a boy (27)

boysgonewild

To paraphrase Tommy Pickles, naked is good, naked is [f]ree. Naked is naked!

gonewild, GoneWildSmiles

So[m]eone once said 'Walk softly and swing a big ... kettlebell?' I'm paraphrasing, I think.

Workoutgonewild

"You sell content, here are all of my kinks, I don't pay for content, but can I get some content from you?" paraphrase -> reply

SexWorkersOnly