Jizz

"Heart Shaped" is pretty clearly just a euphemism isn't it? NSFW

pics

Vaginal Euphemisms: A guide

pics

Insert Own Sailing Euphemism

Amateur

I got really bored. This album has everything! Hats, sunglasses, a sonic screwdriver (not a euphemism) and another sonic screwdriver (euphemism)

ladybonersgw

Post-workout pump. I've got a nice robe and cactus (and that's not a euphemism).

ladybonersgw

Talking to a friend on Grindr last night, which turned into some 'scandalous' Star Wars euphemisms. [Possibly NSFW]

gaymers

Learning euphemisms at school has never been easier!

StarWars

What's the funniest euphemism for having an erection?

AskReddit

Those Redguard and their crazy euphemisms.

NSFWskyrim

80's Hair Metal Tail (actual tail not nsfw euphemism).

aww

80's Hair Metal Tail (actual tail not nsfw euphemism).

pics

I think that's a euphemism. [M]

yiff, FiveNightsAtFappys

feminism is a movement of freedom. Thanks to freedom feminists can submit to superior Men and to patriarchy and still be feminist. This is why feminism is a movement of freedom. "Freedom" is the feminist euphemism for "superior Men". No feminism undoes fe

maledom

Another rape-fighter being adorable. Rape-fighters don't fight rape; they fight lack of consent, namely, lack of freedom. "Lack of freedom" is feminism's euphemism for "inferior men"

maledom

Harley Quinn playing with her jack in the box. Sadly, not a euphemism. (rhaydar)

rule34feet, superheroporn

feminism tells women to disregard their inferiority that defines femininity in terms of their sexual complementarity with superior Men, but feminism keeps to itself women should deny their inferiority to inferior men. feminism's euphemism for this is "wom

maledom

Classy babe smoking a pipe (no that isn't a euphemism)

LovelyHands

Weird rug (not a euphemism)

pelfie, CamSluts

Korra sitting on a stump. No, that's not a euphemism, get your head out of the gutter (DarkestMbongo) [The Legend of Korra, Nickelodeon]

rule34, fitdrawngirls, AvatarPorn, rule34pinups

I need a clever euphemism for my first time being naked...

ladybonersgw

Rejected Euphemisms for the Disabled

ImGoingToHellForThis

Memetic euphemism for ethnic cleansing

ImGoingToHellForThis

There's a euphemism here somewhere.

ladybonersgw

The term yaoi is an acronym created in the late 70s by Y. Sakata & A. Hatsu from the words Yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi (山[場]なし、落ちなし、意味なし) "No peak (climax), no fall (punch line/denouement), no meaning". This phrase was first used as a "euphemism

yaoi

In honor of the upcoming Opening Day, let's hear your best baseball sex metaphors, euphemisms, and puns ;)

ondww

Shower balloons... what's your [f]avorite euphemism for ( . )( . )??

gonewild

Euphemism

girlsinhoods

Woodpecker: redundant slang for dick, or a euphemism for someone who gives head?

DatV, foreskin, chesthairporn, mangonewild, mengonewild, penis, cock, cockheadlovers

Worst euphemism ever

Mornshadow

It's very strange that "the birds and the bees" became a euphemism for talking about sex. (M)any birds don't even have external genitalia, and I'm probably not unique in having no idea how bees fuck

DatV, chesthairporn, mangonewild, mengonewild, penis, cock, cockheadlovers, malepubes, MaleArmpits

[IP] Turns out, mandatory quarantine was just a euphemism for heavy bondage.

DirtyWritingPrompts

When "shelter in place" is a euphemism for "my butt is getting fat."

RateMyButt

When "Shelter In Place" is a euphemism for "My Ass Is Getting Fatter"

RateMyAss

Having a taco picnic... and i mean that both literally and as a euphemism (f)

gwpublic, PublicFlashing

Count the le quirky euphemisms.

redditmoment

Long board (not a euphemism)

Stoyaxxx

PARTY GIRL (S2E1) The episode 'For Those Who Think Young' has Don describing Juanita Carson as a party girl. Is that a euphemism for a sex worker or is it slut-shaming of those times? Rewatching the show after a decade & wow.

madmen

Meat Stick? Custard Slinger? Ding Dong? What's your favorite euphemism?

cock, penis

Self pity is a euphemism for Republicans not wanting to take responsibility.

u_AnonymousEbe