Jizz

Can you taste the Asparagus my dear??? (NSFW) but funny

pics

And you wonder why your pee smells like asparagus

rule34

YOU FAGGOTS WANT SOME ASPARAGUS?!

spacedicks

Asparagus

Objects

Even more asparagus.

Objects

Scumbag Asparagus Vendor

mylittlepony

FRESH STEAMED ASPARAGUS

spacedicks

Asparagus, chick, and red pepper with much more in a cream cheese sauce. Om nom nom.

drunkencookery

Asparagus, red pepper, chicken, onion, mushroom, and rice all in a creamy tomato sauce.

drunkencookery

Roast Lamb, asparagus, and potatoes. Also sake and beer - Drunk Cooking Party 12/30/12

drunkencookery

After 3 cocktails? Why not Asparagus!

drunkencookery

I think he ate asparagus

CumHaters

During my vacations in Greece to see my family there, I had lots of Paleo food, including an intestines and tripe soup, called patsas. Also, I had 6-7 species of wild greens (inc. wild asparagus) gathered at my grandma's mountainous village. NSFW

Paleo

Seriously though, asparagus stinks..

ABDL

Seared Scallops with Asparagus wrapped in Proscuitto with Fresh Mozzerella melted on top.

drunkencookery

Woman with asparagus in all three holes | Woman getting stuffed in all three holes

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Best Emma Watson fake (NSFW) | Asparagus (NFSW)

FiftyFifty

dead asparagus

Picsofdeadplants

Jerk skirt steak, mashed taters, bacon wrapped asparagus and mushrooms. Brought to you by Brugal Anejo.

drunkencookery

Spare Ribs (Butchered 15 minutes away), Asparagus, Sweet Potato Mash, Garlic Parmesan Encrusted Steel Head Trout, with Rice w/ Asparagus and Peppers

drunkencookery

i googled asparagus was not disappointed

funny

Gnocchi with chorizo, mushroom, parmesan, and asparagus.

Gnocchi

[50/50] Smoked leg of lamb with roasted asparagus and mushroom risotto | Man drowns trying to save car Not-NSFW

FiftyFifty

This white asparagus

mildlypenis

Honey/lemon/ginger glazed steelhead trout with a side of cheesy garlic mashed potatoes and Parmesan asparagus. Served with steel reserve fruity flavors and a jealous husky

shittyfoodporn

The safe word is "asparagus"

ladybonersgw

Pineapple and tomato braised chicken with undercooked potatoes and soggy asparagus

drunkencookery

Ginger salmon with sweet chile sauce, starfruit, lime, thai chiles. local oysters with capers, lemon, and local pickled beach asparagus.

drunkencookery

asparagus is good for you

WomenOfColor

The day /b/ witnessed the almighty asparagus dick

4chan

Asparagus or worms in my poop? POOP WARNING!!

medical

Lemongrass harissa alfredo, snow peas, green pepper, shallot, grape tomatoes, broccolini, asparagus, chicken thighs & shrimp over fresh linguine. Drinking Uncle Val's Botanical gin martinis and smoking Afghani green crack weed my friend grows

drunkencookery

I had some time to fire up the grill before work: Grilled pork belly with steamed asparagus and a light hollandaise sauce.

tonightsdinner

[Food] Pan-Seared Salmon, Creole Rice & Asparagus

NoSillySuffix

Choking On Asparagus He Ate

nsfw, thighhighs

[Food] What I made and ate for lunch: Toasted cheese covered Italian bread slices with sauteed asparagus and carrots.

NoSillySuffix

Don’t boil the asparagus

rearpussy

Go shopping for asparagus

TinyTits

What a view (akikaze asparagus)

futanari, TouchTheCow

Asparagus

u_Thats_a_Neko

These asparagus steak roulades my wife got from the store

trypophobia

Eat the asparagus!

JustJump

Asparagus Season !

penis

[Homemade] Reverse-seared Filet with Smashed Parmesan Potatoes and Asparagus

u_b4nk5_

[Homemade] Duck in chilli orange sauce, roasted paprika/garlic sliced potatoes and pan fried asparagus.

u_Free-Most-761

Apparently Asparagus, Peppered with Pepper, Makes Eggcellent Lunch [M]

SexyChefs

Saw a post about the reason why you’re not in a calorie deficit. Here is a list that might help some people. My rule of thumb if it’s below 30ish kcal, you can eat as much of it as you want (try eating 400g of asparagus and tell me you’re still hungry).

u_TonyDimes

Im cute af but I like asparagus ?

collegesluts

She's spent years kick-starting tractors to grow kale and asparagus.

rareinsults

Im cute and sexy and have big boobs but I also like asparagus?....if you still like me link is inside

onlyfanschicks

A town in Germany, celebrates with a statue of asparagus...

worldpolitics

Im nerdy, curvy and cute..... but I like asparagus [link inside if you can get over the asparagus thing]

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