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I'm a bit of a slow learner; I often need to be taught two or three times before I get the idea. [FFFFM]

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It's healthy to have a little competition now and then.

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That's a great question... [flirt] [wholesome]

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So much for getting dressed... [implied]

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They knew exactly what they were doing... [nude beach] [teasing]

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My word is my bond. [implied] [friend]

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How I wish girls had talked to me... [flirt] [wholesome]

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She liked your looks a little too much... [implied]

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It's become a game at this point. [lesbian] [implied sex] [open marriage]

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Some things are easier said than done. Others are the opposite. [implied] [exhibitionism]

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If God wanted us to be naked, why did He invent lingerie? [wholesome]

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Sometimes you hear the words but the meaning doesn't sink in until later. [naked] [implied threesome]

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People's sex lives reveal a lot about them. [sub] [naked]

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Good morning, sunshine! [implied]

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She was spellbound by him. [blowjob]

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She was thrilled you'd broken up. [anal]

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You have just one job to do. [blowjob] [naked] [mild femdom]

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Being predictable can be a good thing in a marriage. [FFM]

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Wouldn't you love to hear the story? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

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Education today is very different than when I was in school! [teacher] [naked] [implied]

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You've got options. [naked] [shower] [implied]

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Turnabout is fair play. [MF sex] [mild femdom]

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Sharing secrets can be fun! [implied spanking]

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Normally I hate camping. [naked] [implied sex]

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She was doing both of you a favour. [implied threesome] [implied sex] [naked] [virgin] [wife's sister] [yes, we're into porn territory]

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Being good with computers pays off. [naked] [implied]

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New personal best. [implied sex] [naked]

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They loved working together like this - it always got quite the reaction. [group] [blowjob]

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Living dangerously. [implied sex] [naked] [exhibitionism]

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It was a game of chicken, and neither was willing to back down. [dare] [blowjob] [group]

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Make me purr. [naked] [implied] [hallowe'en]

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Trick or treat carries a different meaning when you're older. [blowjob] [naked] [humour] [hallowe'en]

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Depression can be hard to overcome. [naked] [friend] [implied]

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She was tired of your bragging. [blowjob]

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The epilogue to Legend of Zelda that got cut from the game. [parody] [blowjob]

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You're hired! [blowjob] [facial] [group]

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Sometimes roleplaying an event can help you deal with it. [schoolgirl] [roleplay] [implied]

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The proof is in the, um, pudding. [facial]

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Looking after her squadmates. [blowjob] [group] [cheerleaders]

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A thoughtful gift always blows away money. [double blowjob] [christmas] [humour]

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Being the only guy in the office can be a drag. CAN be. [blowjob] [group] [office] [christmas]

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In the end, it's the thought that counts. [implied threesome] [naked] [group] [christmas]

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The original form of porn. [implied sex]

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The highest compliment? [facial]

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Some principles are non-negotiable. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

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Cooking together can be surprisingly romantic. [implied blowjob]

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Rinse and repeat. [group] [naked] [implied]

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My lips are sealed! [naked] [implied]

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How sad. [group] [naked] [implied MF anal]

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Life is about discovering new things about yourself. [blowjob]

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Sometimes it's okay not to make sense. [naked] [implied sex] [revenge]

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The outfit makes the woman. [naked] [humour]

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Everybody needs some cheering up sometimes. [facial] [girlffriend]

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You're a winner! [implied sex]

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Sometimes it's good to force your kids to take extracurriculars. [naked] [implied]

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A generous soul. [naked] [implied] [not sure how to describe this one]

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Better than a lullaby! [naked] [implied sex]

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Schoolgirls are so sheltered, aren't they? [schoolgirl] [implied]

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Suddenly my schedule is totally free! [naked] [implied]

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The early bird gets the worm, but the late riser gets laid. [naked] [implied]

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