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Goddamn I like discipline. I lack a lot of things. Hey ladies, want to save someone who needs professional help but will likely never hit the rock bottomiest rock bottom? I'll be on this treadmill, if you need me. Or binge eating. Maybe both. I wonder how

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A week in to the new year and not much has changed. My torso still looks like a sad puppy (now with outstretched ears). Drink it in, baby. Drink. It. In. - a haiku

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Bots, chubby chasers, haiku lovers or perhaps something else?

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How do guys even stay as hard as they appear to stay, when they take a dick pic, because every time I reach for the phone, it starts getting soft but oh well... - a haiku

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Based on the contents of a PM, perhaps there was something in that previous post that implied I wanted unsolicited dick pics but that couldn't be farther from the truth, I'm strictly a m4f type of guy. I mean, maybe an m4t if the situation were right but

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Well, that's an attractive fat roll, man. What woman wouldn't want that coming at them for some consensual sexual situations, popping all the lady boners with this blooper - a haiku

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A fat man takes flight, looking for something that feels right, fappity flap flappity fap, won't you be my heavenly place on the map. That rhymes but here's a haiku with the right amount of lines that doesn't because its a goddamn haiku, cousin, boop boop

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A fat man trying to correct his spine and regretting the overall concept of this piece because r/all users who sort by new might get the wrong impression but I'm here to tell you, random new sorter, I've never seen Breaking Bad, just pop culture reference

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Continuing to try to get my spine to go in a more straight type direction and I'm not so sure this is the right path to that, since as soon as I get in this position, my pelvis wants to curl in a forward direction even farther, so I guess I'll have to thi

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Post workout mood - a haiku

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Yoga block under my chin to help push my chest up, shoulders back, second yoga block to try to help push my lower back out but its not like standing straighter and having a butt come close to angling in the right direction really improves much, certainly

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I wonder if this is doing more harm than good because sometimes it feels like it depresses me and causes me to make poor choices with what I put in my body but sometimes it feels like it helps me make better choices but also it could all be irrelevant to

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I'm not sure why I was trying to take a regular old dick pic since its not like I have anyone to send it to, so I gave up on trying to make it presentable, since no ones going to be hurt that I can't get hard thinking about them, so I just let it flop ove

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Since my fupa angles my dick in a downward direction, if I were to successfully shift my body alignment, so that my ass faced out, my cock would probably be faced farther down and the best way to have sex would be via yoga squat, maybe not this one but my

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My flaccid cock is non-existent, much like my sex drive apparently is/was, which I didn't fully grasp until my most recent ex activated something I hadn't really experienced before, too bad she was a desperate, pathetic person that only wanted a boyfriend

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Cuddlefuck minus the cuddling and the fucking because who would and why would they, eternal questions spawned from long term trauma that really warped my mind in my formative years and makes everything just a little too complicated but I wish everything w

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You can call me a chicken but chickens can't fly and my anxiety usually chooses flight instead of fight because there are no demented hillbillies around to turn this in to a cock fight, either way I'm raw, so when you cook me up, please use some sweet and

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Maybe the only vagina I'm emotionally able to handle currently, since I now know I can access a real sex drive by not only being attracted to someone but knowing they're attracted to me but who knows if I can catch that lightning in a bottle again since i

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Wanna wrassle? I think I could take you, I've got the power. I'm out here doing strength training drills like posing naked and you're just sitting there sorting All by New and hoping for the best but all you're getting is pictures like this and you'd prob

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I think the reason I overeat is because there are two bonuses. The first one being that I get to feel miserable, which is a feeling that feels right sometimes, and also it gives me a reason to take antacids and I really like antacids even though they don'

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I was supposed to help someone move today but they apparently hired people after they asked me, probably because they think I'm unreliable and with my anxiety they're not entirely wrong but I was lowkey looking forward to it most of the week, I just want

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Red Alert! Twerking video! Except its of a fat naked man twerking. Which, maybe you want to see that, I don't know. I needed to do something entertaining tonight to wake myself up because I picked all the wrong people for my millionaire draftkings lineup

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Cropping that dick pic somehow made it look shorter. Although, I can't really compete for length or girth anyway. But there's no reason to not present it in a way that makes it look more appealing. Granted, a smaller cock might be more appealing to some a

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I tucked my dick and balls between my legs and thats not the most unusual thing about the picture, the most unusual thing about the picture is that I have two sets of butts, which I guess I already knew from other pictures but this is a new weird angle th

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In which I suck in my stomach and widen my stance in order to better pretend that I'm nothing but solid muscle because sometimes it feels like the only place that that could be a thing would be my imagination. Oh hey, look at my lats, my lats are so big I

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I sort of treat my body better than I did 20 years ago. I still do stupid things like too much Korean BBQ, pre-workout shake, treadmill without much space between but when my body tells me it can't hang now, instead of piling up on self-destructive things

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Is this position called anything? It should be. Normally when I see people doing this, they look like they're just chilling but you can do so much depending on angles. Pop your lower back one vertebra at a time, push your upper back muscles around like th

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Playing a melodica with my dick since I must shoot air out compared to when I'm in a relationship with someone that I at least think is mutually attracted to me, then the volume and velocity is immense but I currently only cum out of procrastination and w

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My dick is kind of sore because that erection sparked this obsession over the weekend to try to recreate that level of turned on but it was a rare moment where I sorted gonewild by new and found everything I was attracted to in multiple women right there

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Apparently my treadmill shuts down after 100 minutes. I had 320 calories worth of almonds for lunch and was going to burn twice that many but only got to 489 because my treadmill was like nope but I should've stopped then anyway because I finished my bott

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My previous calorie to exercise ratio made me feel lightheaded for about a day and a half, so maybe next time I attempt something like that it'll be a little less extreme. Maybe a more balanced keto diet. Like I could stick to anything though. But whateve

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I had been taking hemp based CBD oil because I don't live in a marijuana is legal state but I thought it was helping with a lot of things but it might have been a placebo because when it ran out I got hemp oil which I just discovered wasn't the same thing

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My mom was in the hospital for a few days this week and it freaked me out a little and made it hard to focus on working out but she's out now and I guess she seems fine, I'm still a little shook though. Maybe I just need to stretch the anxiety out. Stretc

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I don't know if turning 40 made me subconsciously depressed or its because I've been screwing around with my diet, in particular there was a day where I attempted to eat 2000 calories worth of almonds and only ate a third before I felt sick, but I haven't

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I was looking at my pictures and saw the thumbnail for this and couldn't figure out what the hell I was looking at but its just my neck and my back. You can lick it if you want. But lick it good. Lick it just like you should. Especially if you have Khia l

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I used my treadmill everyday for the last 3 days after going like a week without, even though my heel has hurt for 4 days and the only way to make it feel better is stepping on a yoga block. Also in those 3 days I've been eating donuts and muffins and def

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I have a wound on my dick. No one other than me has had access to my dick, so I guess its self-inflicted. And unintentionally. I'm not even sure where it came from. I vaguely recall scratching it with my fingernail while playing with myself. Wanna kiss it

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Sitting on the floor post-workout, I flexed my traps in the mirror and they were symmetrical for like the first time ever, so I had to take a picture of it, but my phone was in a different room and the closest thing was this tablet and holy crap that pict

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I don't know which dumb little thing I did to cause it because I do so many dumb little things but my right lower back hurt and I couldn't fix it with a foam roller, what I really needed was a more compact, solid object like a softball to target the exact

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I'm not as psychologically healthy as I could be but it used be so much worse, I used to feel resentment towards people that didn't reject me and once, when I was the same weight as I am now, I got on my hands and knees shirtless and tried to show a girl

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Its hard to flirt with someone via sports metaphor when it feels like you're constantly falling apart physically. I think I jinxed myself by saying that I feel fine most of the time despite being fat because after saying that, its not so much true. Also,

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Sometimes you just want to play with your tiny bat and hope you can find someone else that would want to too because there's a lot to have to overlook in addition to the tiny bat. Like all these extra bases that need to be ran around or whatever. - 4 haik

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I was able to exercise for 8 days in a row without any pain bad enough to limit me, though I think I exacerbated a thing just to see if I could make it worse and it might not extend to 9 days because I'm a person who does questionable things for science.

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