Jizz

I don't remember any Greek gods named Gerpes

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The power of sunburns

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Damn gamer boys!

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that's....really sweet

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He's a smart one

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Fun fact of the day

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[NSFW] when ur parents see you like

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There are two types of people

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No, the other one.

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Hella close

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A bit of a misunderstanding..

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Pineapples affect your load.

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Boobly eyes

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Beware [NSFW]

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The clitoris

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Ducks don't give a shit.

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[NSFW] Get fucked mate!

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Love is in the air

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[NSFW] How to draw Pikachu

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Now I've seen everything

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It's what squirrels do (possibly NSFW)

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This is disturbing

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Free dildo

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Do I spit, do I squeeze, do I ever touch the top?

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Absolutely unforgivable

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Florida is a magical place full of wonder and joy

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dick in a box

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This post blows

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Nut where ever

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Tag your NSFW [Not Something For Wizards]

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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind [NSFW]

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[CA: Civil War spoilers]

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Are you under a delusion of some sort?

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Marvel fans right now

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"I could see my wife in this"

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The most unexpected yet hilariously apt movie reference I've seen in a while [NSFW]

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Greek Artists Paint Some Vases

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Current Mood

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Sex is near

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And I thought Bring Me To Life was edgy...

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Orangina

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A big box of metal dicks (nsfw?)

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The worst part

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2 AM

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Kink meme

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Wyd

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Fetish war

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pure poetry

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nsfw

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Hi cutie

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NSFW

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The goats are essential

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*squort*

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What has he seen...

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The new Aquaman movie looks great

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Oh, the folly of gremlins.

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The worst major of all

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Well someone clearly forgot something

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Get fucked

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Terminal nut

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