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The biggest life troll I've come across yet

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I was making a smoothie with raspberries when I saw an image I will see often this coming week...

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Has this ever happened to anyone else? [NSFW]

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Your brain on PMS.

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Cunnie

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I've literally had no luck with my genitalia this weekend, so I decided 'fuck it' (NSFW)

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Read this comment today. "I like. big. dicks and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a long thing in your face, you get sprung."

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[NSFW] Here's My Sex Spreadsheet

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My jizz face when sexting vs my jizz face in real life

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mrw people on neopets tell me the item im auctioning isnt worth what im asking for despite constant price checking [nsfw language]

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Possibly (NSFW). While I was texting a possible love interest, we got into a discussion of man thongs. Well, google didn't disappoint. What are your opinions of this contraption fellow troll ladies, and guys? I'm not sure if I'm intrigued.

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MRW I'm walking and a guy leans out his car window and yells "I'd fuck that!" (NSFW)

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I managed to draw this on my own tshirt while drunk and at a pub crawl. One of my greatest achievements

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NSFW As a 25-year old woman who has never had a vaginal orgasm and just acchieved a simultanious vaginal/clitoral orgasm by herself, I can only say HALLELUJAH!

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It likes to play Peekaboo..

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Thought you trolls would appreciate this. It was in the back of my closet when I moved in...

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All right...which one of you is a lingerie model?

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The only way I can get a photo with my SO is if he has no pants on..

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FML all empty [NSFW]

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This had nearly 90,000 likes on facebook referring to instagram. Fuck everything about this post. NSFW

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I'm terrified of going to the lady doctor for the first time, and shaved too close for comfort.. Also for the first time. Any tips for the stirrups I'm going to face tomorrow??? I'm mortified, even though I know I shouldn't be.

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Well, trolls, after several poor attempts at dating, I know what my weekend plans are. (NSFW)

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[semi-NSFW] ...and then I went ahead and masturbated since I already had coconut oil all over my everywhere.

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My wife's buns

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MRW a guy I'm texting says "There's a theory about undisciplined children from well-to-do parents who reward minor accomplishment with grandeur, thus creating narcissistic adults." [NSFW]

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MRW my FWB tells me about his plans to get a tattoo on his dick.

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MRW my douchebag ex rips out my heart then proceeds to tell me "There's plenty of fish in the sea, just keep swimming."

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MRW I see men complaining about the "last drop" after they pee like it's something only they deal with. Any other women also hate those little trails when you get up?

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Today I got my vagina waxed for my upcoming vaginismus surgery [NSFW?]

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Thought my fellow trolls might get a kick out of my stress toy.

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I cut myself when I shaved my fuzz. Am I the only one who does this ?

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NSFW When I'm just starting pms, my SO seems so much more determined.

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[NSFW] When I saw this meme, I got stabby. Seriously I would buy the shit out of this bra

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(Semi-NSFW) The SO and I are painting the bedroom. I couldn't help myself.

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There's a heat wave where I live. At first BF and I were like "ugh, it's too hot to fuck," until...

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This was my entire Friday [NSFW]

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Finally, Cosmo understands my needs. X-post from r/wtf

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I really like pizza. [NSFW]

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[GOT S05E10 SPOILERS) HIFW my favourite bra begins to stab my underarm

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MFW I post on a NSFW and a guy who uses the most extreme myspace angles I've ever seen tells me his standards for what a woman "has to be" acccording to him.

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I just finished my period yesterday, and it was bad one. Think Evil Dead. Yeah, that bad. Today I am suffering from a severe bout of nausea, and tiredness. What is this hell? (NSFW)

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MRW I accidentally "like" a picture on facebook from 4 years ago because I'm being a stalker. Kill me. [NSFW language]

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My creative way to address a "sexting" proposition. Possibly NSFW.

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You know you have a big booty when even sweatpants are tight on your butt

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MRW I see this bedspread on reddit

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Knitting the Pearl Clutcher sweater for a fellow troll (update for transparency) [NSFW]

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My friend just sent me a photo of her drunken male genitalia art. She's a keeper for sure.

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MRW the only thing that got dry and itchy this winter are my areolas. [NSFW] for title

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NSFW - NZ Troll Throws Dildo at Economic Development Minister. Wins Hearts of Trolls globally. (News link in comments)

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MFW I received a [NSFW] poem about my feet

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I got to draw tramp stamps on my friends (potentially NSFW)

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Trolls! I made a thing! I hope you like it.

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Preparation for the week ahead [NSFW-ish - menstrual cup]

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Trolls!! I can FINALLY afford a nice vibrator, but I know nothing!! I need suggestions!!

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MRW I find out that a family member spanked my 13 y/o cousin. (More in thread, Poss. NSFW)

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In case some of you don't know, periods and IBS do not mix.

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[NSFW] This is a rough time of year for lots of folks so...

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So high me apparently likes to send unflattering asshole pics while sexting. Jesus. Whyyyyyyyy

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I'm so jealous of my roommate; he gets the best dick pics. [NSFW]

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I love my man. Even in a rape fantasy roleplay sexting session, he specifically sexts a line about consent

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