Jizz

This is why I don't wear jeans while watching Toddlers and Tiaras.

cardsagainsthumanity, ImGoingToHellForThis

Lil' Toddler shows where dat junk in da truck is at.

badmothers, badparents

Nothing says "sexy" like posing with your toddlers next to you.

badmothers, badparents

[50/50] Toddler twins playing basketball | What happens when you land incorrectly on your jump-shot (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Vagina ejects creature [NSFW] | Toddler dressed as Reddit Alien

FiftyFifty

The toddler is napping and she's ready to play

milf

Mom lights toddler's cigarette (x-post from /r/wtf)

badparents

[50/50] A toddler getting swarmed by German Shepherd puppies | A man with a pen in his urethra (NSFW)

FiftyFifty, Unexpected

Dad giving his toddler Monster Energy

badparents

I see your dad giving his toddler Monster and check with this

badparents

[Graphic Images] Preaching to the choir here, I'm sure, but yet another example of why toddlers and rabbits do not mix.

Rabbits

[50/50] A toddler accidentally shoots a cop (NSFW/L) | A dog sneezes which causes a baby to laugh so hard he falls over

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Toddlers cosplaying as Kill LA Kill characters | Cheerleader falls off the Pyramid and snaps her neck (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Wrestler jumps off 2-storey high ladder, misses opponent and lands in shards of glass NSFW/L | Toddler knocks out Muhammad Ali SFW

FiftyFifty

After vacations with 4 toddlers this MILF is ready for some fun on Reddit :)

milf, milf_nowandforever, dailymilf, fapfactory

[50/50] Cute hamsters struggle to run in their wheel / Toddler decapitated [VERY NSFW/L]

FiftyFifty

One angry toddler later, Rest in Peace, Wii Fit Trainer

amiibo

Taste like toddler!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Stacking Toddlers

ImGoingToHellForThis

It also comes in toddler sizes for those of you looking for last minute gifts for the kids!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Like a Toddler, Kissy Kapri Hated Brushing Her Teeth

cumplay_gifs, iwanttobeher

How long can a toddler survive in the freezer?

ImGoingToHellForThis

Perks of being a 4'11" Little.... Size L Toddlers shirt from the zoo. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

littlespace

My husband fell asleep putting our toddler to bed but I still wanted to have (f)un. So I did ;)

gonewild

Up Stairs … like a toddler ?

Pee

Just because you have a backyard full of dead toddlers, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get into the holiday spirit!

ImGoingToHellForThis

[F] 33 Today at the grocery store with my toddler someone called me a milf. I was a little shocked but the more I thought about it the more I got turned on.

ass, JustTheTop

A rich toddler’s toy

rearpussy

Revolutionary method to abort unborn baby's and toddler's

ImGoingToHellForThis

Literally hung like a toddler.

tinydick

NSFW Toddler tries to grab the pink shiny toy he found at the park

WTF, FacebookandthisisWTF

A Chinese toddler, killed during a Japanese aerial attack on civilians at the Shanghai South Railway Station during the Battle of Shanghai, is taken away from the scene. 28 August 1937. [1207 x 740]

HistoryPorn, NoSillySuffix

She completely forgot about her husband and toddler waiting at home.

CheatingSluts, u_luim96

Hubby at work, toddler finally napping...now it's mommy's turn to get some attention.

CheatingSluts

My wife playing with our toddler on a hot afternoon. She doesn't get why I get so handsy all the time.

WouldYouFuckMyWife

While you we were at home taking care of the toddler...

CheatingSluts

Y'all, check on the moms chasing toddlers stuck inside all day, we are not ok ? Can it be mommy play time now? (F) 36

Milfie

Sure hope my neighbours don’t look up, they’ll all know I’m a toddler and that’d be soooooo embarrassing

ABDL

Dreaming about mauling a toddler

pitbullhate

Tatted tramp tethered to a toddler but still searching for Chad.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

Looking for a sadistic daddy/mommy to break me down into a helpless toddler (see comments)

GirlsInDiapers

42 year old homemaker with two teenagers who has the grammar of a toddler looking for her "ride or die guy"

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen