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"I want to be gangbanged."

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Comment on a post in /r/nsfw.

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Confirmed by the dead cats. (NSFW: Injury)

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Found on r/funny. The guy apparently left his lunch on top of his car outside a train station and someone took it and left the money. Because we all eat food we find on strangers cars!

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TIL Teachers are allowed to grab student's pants if they appear to have a phone.

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I too, would permanently leave a class in which I spent hundreds of dollars on textbooks for after being mildly embarrassed.

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Almost recorded fivesome. Can confirm, is other admin.

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Lucky for her, my dick ignores the cola

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New York streets littered with corpses! You know it's real because it's brown. (NSFL maybe?)

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Redditor eats own cum multiple times to test the taste. Receives 9 golds, 4000 upvotes, and 5 pineapples. 4014% true

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Guy has sex with a stuck up bitch for 48 hours. Can confirm, am the "Bitch Tamer".

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Facebook shares are worth more than prayers to God; also, baby buried alive

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If it is on collegefession's twitter, that means it's true, right? [NSFW language]

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Guy has sex with girl, then bj from mom NSFW

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A redditor writes how he lost his virginity in a five-some with 4 women. Can confirm am sleeping bag

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Redditor has too pee while getting a blowjob Girl gets golden shower instead of facial

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Fat guy yells at Walmart manager, lays on FUPA [NSFW LANGUAGE]

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A naturally talented Master of Sex gives his girlfriend multiple orgasms on his second time ever having sex

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Subway's new secret ingredient keeps this woman coming back for more! [NSFW]

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[NSFW] Girlfriend cheats on boyfriend, shoves cat hair up her vagina.

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Boyfriend can't tell the difference between laughing and choking

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Full Blown Status Hispanicus

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Guy tricks his normally conservative girlfriend into unknowingly acting out his fetish

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Girl comes out to her Christian parents in a very surprising and hilarious way!

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High school graduate gets a huge surprise when he walks up to get his diploma

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(Nsfw) redditor gets applauded by 50 people after having drunk sex in a tent

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Redditor masturbates in his works roof! You won't believe how they found out!

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Stud introduces his GF to the wonders of long sex and even explains the struggles of having a "thick 11 inch sausage"!

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She's the best ever at cock worship and because of that, her SO would never ever cheat!

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You won't believe the hilarious note a mom left her son! Possible NSFW

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Mom overhears her daughter talking to her boyfriend. What happens next will warm your heart! (Slightly NSFW)

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Lesbian delivers epic, earth-shattering smackdown to cishet scumlord in bus station!

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Pastors daughter has sex with rival church member, you'll never guess what he says!

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Reddit user takes down a couger, because quitters never win

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Girl finds out she has the same birthday as the guy she's having sex with, you won't believe what she said next!

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Breastfeeding mom cheered on by literally DOZENS of strangers

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Two 16yos have sex and live with a married 26yo, husband lives in the house with them.

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Furries harass Tumblr user's sister's school, You Won't Believe What Happens Next

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The media love 100% true stories about named stores. There was a Tesco one recently and now they're defaming Matalan...

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Crazy ANAL Story!!!

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Gay club shenanigans

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Lol showed him!

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Everything happened to this guy. Everything. (Huge post, NSFW)

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[NSFW] Umm... What the fuck?

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NEVER AGAIN.

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Girl makes out with drunk pricks with her friend's cum in her mouth to get back at them

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Why Do All These Women Keep Sucking My Cock?

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An enchanting tale of brotherhood and the cunnilingual arts

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"They worship my dick now"

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And then the nerd store cashier gave me a $200 gift card while the whole mall clapped

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The self awareness makes it worse

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Mom comes home and decides to join in.

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It really happened tho

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A few thousand

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Homeless man dedicates valuable space in his backpack to a spray bottle for the express purpose of cleaning up his own semen

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The classic mother-daughter threesome

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Tells an off duty cop to choke on another cop's dick

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And all of the girls clapped and singing!!!

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He got rejected. So he snuck on her computer and emailed child porn to everyone she knew

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This guy totally banged two chicks at the same time

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