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Monday's for being mildly secure! Would love to see any of your experiments with this near the window hoody pose :-)

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Have a seat please. I have an "axe" to grind with you! ?

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[M] Looks like you left something at my place last night... Did I leave something at yours too? ??

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[F] You wear those shoes and i will wear that dress, ooh..!

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I’m looking for Sarah Connor [m]

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[M] The system only dreams in total darkness

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[M] The floor is cold, but I'm sure we can warm eachother up ??

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[M] I'm wet already, are you ready to get me wild? ???

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You're [m]y favorite song, Always on the tip of my tongue

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Let me worship you in the candlelight ?️??️ [f]

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Let's do laundry the old-fashioned way [m]

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Cheating a bit with this Challenge Pose...you'll forgive [m]e

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[M] Anyone up for a good challenge? ?

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I[f] you give a [m]an some cake... ??

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Since we're on a roll with puns... Guess I have more booty than a pirate ⚓ [F] Color version in the comments.

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Almost goes down as easy as I do [m]

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Sun-kissed [f]

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corner to corner [m]

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By the pool [f]

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Ready to start the weekend. [f]

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Mild Monday [F]

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Consequences. [m]

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[M] So you want your towel? Come and grab it ??

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A super quick shirt off selfie to celebrate 9k [m]

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Copying my favorite Reddit lady : I am the Yin to Dance's Yang [F] ?

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(M)y attempt at the strike

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[M] Shhhh... Shut up and kiss me ??

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[M] I think should have waited for an easier challenge

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the last minute (f)

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Tried Michaelangelo's David [M]

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Just inspecting this wall with my shirt off... totally nor[m]al

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Choosing to channel Channing was challenging [M]

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[M]aybe you should’ve knocked. Or maybe I’m happy you didn’t.

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Fore-got where I put my shirt... [M]

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Towels can’t tell jokes... They have a dry sense of hu[m]or. ?

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Let’s see how well our pieces fit together (M)

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Save a horse, ride a..... Unicorn?? ? [M]

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It’s no fun to dine alone (M)

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Naked and with a drink - my preferred lounging method [M] #59

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Which triangles are the coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles. [M]

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#60- A crab walks into a bar... The Barman says "I can't serve you [m]ate, you're already walking sideways"

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November is Diabetes Awareness Month (M)

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Getting red carpet ready for our 15k of fa[m]e! Congratulations everyone for making this a fun place!????

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It's Been A (M)inute My SAP Friends --- My Photo Taking Skills Are Still Less Than Stellar But I Did Wear A Hat Here So Nobody Will Go Blind From The Shiny Bald Spot! You're Welcome ?

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Waiting for you to come back...[M]

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Orion's belt is a big waist of space... ? La[m]e joke. Only 3 stars.

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Unwinding [F]

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Crossed limbs [f]

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Geo[m]etric Progressions

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Something, something, log or poker reference (M)

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I want to break [f]ree from my Denim.

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I've strawberry and you? let's Make macedonia twist [F]

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Thinking what to make for dinner like... [M]

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Giorgio Armani. Buy It For Yourself But Wear It [F]or Her.

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As soon as I saw this I knew I had to try it (M)

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Replaying all the things we did in my mind [F]

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[M]ore than just for sneezing

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“HEY YOU GUYS!!!!” -Sloth (M)

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Capturam [M]anibus

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Dessert is served ? [f]

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