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Inspirational words from an inspirational man.

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Always helps me get through the day.

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Nelson's take on playing chicken in order to fuck his wife's chilly ring.

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I can't wait for a sequel.

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Gus Solora

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A little too well endowed

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Stafford

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Amazing quote by Robbie Williams

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It's pretty cool

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Abe is a bro

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A quote from the fricking frick, SammyClassicSonicFan.

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Literally shitty: Excerpt from a letter written to a lover of James Joyce (the author of Ulysses) [NSFW]

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Truly Inspirational (x-post from r/ShittyQuotesPorn)

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Rush Limbaugh shares some of his wisdom with the American youth

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Try not to... [640 x 640]

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Inspirational

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