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That's what happens when you only know how to use Paint and add Photoshop in your resume. [Slightly NSFW]

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This guy didn't bother making a throwaway email account before sending his resume to my "employee wanted" craigslist ad...

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Should flexibility make it onto a resume? (nsfw)

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4Chan creates a resume (NSFW)

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Might be time to dust off the ol' resume

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Received this resume from a porn actress. This was my favorite line.

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On the job experience is far more sought after in a resume than mere pay, Wendy.

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Makeup that withstands a whole night of bonnaroo festivities--into the next day. I'll put that on my resume!

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I was building my resume when suddenly...

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Hello, I'd like to submit an application to be your dreamgirl? I have attached an album as resume....

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27 [M4F] Cincinnatish Area - Accepting all applications. Please post your resume.

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It's that time of the month, which means monthly discounts for you! Offering premades, [GFE], and [rate] now and resuming custom [vid], [kik], [cam], and [pty] orders Tuesday. Don't wait, I'll be on break the following week!

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Having gaps in your resume

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(M) im back did my resume fit the position

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[m 18] looking for cougars to message online, resume below!

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(M) only if you looked at my resume and I'm fit for your area I'm still good here cuz I put my 2weeks in they was just part time

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[F]ull-body shot (don't worry, your regularly scheduled program of ass pics to resume soon)

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FWB position open, now accepting resumes

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22M Philly/NJ looking to build up my resume here.. more in comments : )

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22M Philly / NJ area.. looking to build up my resume here... more in comments ?

HotWifeRequests

Submitting my "ratio" resume for your approval [oc] ;)

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Me on my Resume vs. me at Work

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I'll be your cute asian gf if you have a small cock! I'll talk about how big it is :) my kik is the same name as here. Message me with your "résumé" hehe. (Not actually the girl, just pretending - I'll be her from the beginning)

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?My resume have a hallpass this weekend vancity 30f

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Business will resume shortly, I promise. I've been struggling to find any type of inspiration lately, let alone sexual.

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[M22] Hope you’re all having a good night ?, in honor of my cake day here’s my white cock. Worship it at your leisure. Also remember that this quarantine is temporary and our kinky race play filled sex lives will one day resume. Until then, stay healthy,

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Keywords by trait to help buff up your resume

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What is the best site for writing a good resume?

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Just broke up, so I'm now accepting girlfriend applications! Message me your resume to apply ❤

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Cute baby maker is on my resume

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Had a busy but active summer! I relaxed my 16:8 routine and stopped lifting weights. Resumed both Sept 14 and added in some spinning and a few runs. The left is Sept 13 and the right was 2 weeks later on the 27th. Tell me again that this doesn’t work! ?

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Now accepting girlfriend applications, message me your resume to apply ?

ladybonersgw

Now accepting girlfriend applications, shoot me a message with your resume to apply ?

ladybonersgw

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Now that the Super Bowl is over you can resume your scrolling of nudes! [f/22]

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When can summer concerts resume?

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Want to see if you can add "has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?

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The perfect resume [Intefaith]

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MRW My name is Ray Amuro and I’m a professional dancer but somehow my resumé got mixed up with someone with a similar name and now I have to fake it to make it in the business.

u_Wright2k

My resume

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My nipples excite you //. You’re welcome. Get a napkin. Resume. And yes. IM ONLINE RIGHT NOW

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