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Captioned "I'm 'bout to piss in your face, Wizard!"

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You're gonna put me in WHAT?!

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BMW Zagato Coupé is flirting with you...

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My cheese grater is always happy to see me.

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I see a sad ghost NSFW

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NSFW?

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Put those things away! There's children present!

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Rwarrr (xpost techsupportmacgyver)

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If he only knew what was right next to him [NSFW]

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Wow, that went fast!

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What kind of pamphlet are you putting me in again??

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Smashed foot doesn't look too happy! NSFW

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Apricot's lady bits... possibly nsfw?

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Just found this in a book of vibrators

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This wall hook is happy to see you. (vaguely NSFW)

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Three Pigs (NSFW)

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NSFW melon?

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Sir Boxingtons moments before execution.

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Mrrrr, please finish soon. (NSFW)

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The chef logo for this restaurant in Killeen, Texas looks like something else when viewed upside down [NSFW]

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NSFW

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NSFW Is that an icicle coming off your gutter or are you just happy to see me?

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[NSFW] Apathetic body image

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Boo

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This carrot

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''Scooby's chest is impressive in more ways than one'' - NSFW-Ish

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Orangina - Naturally Juicy

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NSFW...I think it's a hardwood gone soft

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Naked IKEA Bonsai tree NSFW

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This root (NSFW?)

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Please! No More!

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Oh God...

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Found this sweet potato at work (NSFW)

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Letting the girls out at work.

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[slightly NSFW] Dessert at our work looks a little NSFW

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[NSFW] Sometimes you just have to go...

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Doggy style in an arepa

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This thicc gourd

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Our new bread maker makes the best buns!

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HELLA T H I C C

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Texas capital building floor design [NSFW]

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This Pound Cake

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Booty causes an existential crisis

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lady things (nsfw)

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Dear God!

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This box is shocked about it's offspring being blown into pieces by cruel humans

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Publix deli gave me a bag of penises (NSFW)

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Boiler is helpless to defend itself as a sadistic engineer twists its eyeball, threatens to lobotomise it with a screwdriver and taunts it with questions about how it feels about being replaced with a new one. NSFW

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Rock hard

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Semi-NSFW

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Chicken pieces

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Mmmmmm juicy onion

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Saw some overly excited clouds on my drive home today...

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Twitch has ruined me

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Buried snowman?

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