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When you had to wear an itchy shirt all day and finally get home

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When you're out shopping for new shoes with your dad

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How soft?

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Woof

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When your mates use those joke candles on your birthday cake that you just can't blow out

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Oh no he better don't!

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Yes!

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that stretch of relief when you get some chores done

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When you're already stuffed [NSFW]

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Delicious

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This is my bro impersonating a woodpecker

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When your lower back is really tight so your bro gives you a painful massage

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When you're rock climbing and have to gather the last of your strength for that final pull...

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"And this is how he gave me a black eye with a champagne bottle..."

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When you throw out your back while camping so your bro has to pop it back into place

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When you sit on a tack and your best shirtless bud has to pull it out.

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When you don't like your tattoo anymore

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Damn it David, I warned you about shaking up that can of root beer!

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Rehearsing for the Sparta reboot audition with your bros

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Possessed by demons but no priest in sight

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When you're getting out the shower and bang your toe...

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When someone complains that they can see the tip of a penis during half a second in a gif in this sub...

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This is Fred. When his bro was choking with a grape Fred tried to help, but he didn't know the Heimlich Maneuver. Don't be like Fred.

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When a friend vacuums under the sofa and you hold it up

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This is Mike. He knows the Heimlich Maneuver, so he could help his buddy when he was choking with a grape. Be more like Mike.

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See a guy sucking on a popsicle while you're on a diet and he catches you looking

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My bro glued himself to the shower wall and I had to get him out. It's the fucking second time this week!

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when your mom comes over for a surprise Christmas visit

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Pro tip: Don't get a pet skunk. Just... dont.

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I lost 3 pounds a week doing this exercise 5-min a day, and so can you!

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The war is over now, granddad

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I had my hands tied behind my back and my partner got his clothes stolen. I had to untie him using my teeth. Such is the life of a secret agent.

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When youtube tries to play an ad before the video, but you got an adblocker...

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When you shake your post-workout protein shake, but the cap's not on tight

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Whe you already drilled the hole to hang a wall lamp, but your brother insists in drilling a new one half an inch to the left...

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When you accidentally drop your ranch dressing

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Polish Pride

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hot

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Taking notes

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♪ I bow down to pray... ♪

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When you ask your teammate to help you stretch before the match

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when you and your roommate both forget to wear your face masks

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When you know the movie is going to be good

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Wanna see my dinosaur bro?

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Cyclops being taught the importance of moisturizing by buddy Wolverine...

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Less than a month til the election!

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When your boss wants proof you have cold and runny nose.

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oh no

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when you’re backstage getting your silver body paint applied for your college theater program’s production of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

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When your buddy's leg falls asleep and you decide to carry him to the reutroom

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Glow in the dark dinos

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