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Good news, instant three-way! Bad news, the wrong kind.

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I just got interview on Naked News. No idea what I said. [MIC]

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Perfect timing? This was caught on a local news weather camera.

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My name is Edward Snowden. I come bearing bad news. It is to my understanding that /r/circlejerk has been compromised by the NSA. The only thing I am able to inform you is that if a post is marked with an 'OBAMA' tag, OP is a faggot. Link post because I l

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o[f]fice news

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Stumbled across a chinese news site, So glad Chrome can translate comments. [NSFW]

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World Cup news according to the Reddit's front page

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BREAKING NEWS: The cop that shot and killed unarmed teen Robin Williams in Ferguson has been identified as former redditor Unidan. Here is a picture of the killer. [NSFW] [NSFL] [TRIGGER WARNING]

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[NSFW] The difference between Swiss and American news media

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NY Daily News disgraces Satsuki-sama's glorious name (slightly NSFW)

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Bad news: I'm sick today :( Good news: Everything still works ;)

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[50/50] Amazon Prime Air Delivery (Drone) | Reporter records a murder during a news segment NSFW

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With the news of no space battles in Battlefront...

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[SPOILERS] Wow, facebook news.... really? Get your sh*t together before you make 'news' articles.

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For some reason, I prefer to get my daily weather news from Mexican television

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The cable news brain drain was on every TV this morning at the gym. Apparently I'm "intolerant".

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I made a painting to celebrate the recent news.

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Was just watching my local news and my wife's like, "hey look, tits."

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TIL After the news of 9/11 was broke to Bernie Sanders, he ran home and locked himself in his room. When Billy Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day) knocked on his door to see if he was alright, Bernie said "Wake me up when September ends".

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Breaking news! SKY TG24 news anchor sympathize with ISIS

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[SPOILER]The good news is that I found the lost set of Power Armor I'd been looking for...the bad news, it was in CIT..

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Local news station screwup... When you see it...

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OP finds out some bad news

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Fox News says Emily Ratajkowski showed some serious skin at some event... Apparently the writer hasn't done their research.

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Important news

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Breaking News

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Terrorists kill 30 in France, but Fox News should really change that hashtag...

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Breaking News: Donald Trump tweets his resignation from office

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Good news is I'm not pregnant. Bad news is, my stomach looks like this (f)

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80's TV News Reporter Shelly Jamison

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The good news is, your device works. The bad news is, we’re going to be late to your sisters wedding.

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"Good news sweetie I'm expecting twins! The bad news is that Chad is the father and he'll be moving in"

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This show up on my Yahoo news feed this morning.

ImGoingToHellForThis

It was not shocking news when she called me twenty years later.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Spread the news

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If you're into news ladies with sexy legs and wearing heels, check out r/SandraSmith_news

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This day in 2015, 200 Christian college students in Kenya were murdered by muslim terrorists. President Obama (whose family is Kenyan) never mentioned it only FOX News.

The_Donald

BIG NEWS

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HMC while I interrupt their daily viewing of channel 4 news

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Good news, everyone! ? [OC]

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Good news and bad news

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Breaking News: The leader of isis has not been killed by U.S forces as previously reported.

The_Donald

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Law #107 [01] Good news and bad news

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Good News! My Corona virus test came back negative

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Anime Tiddies Are Old News, Here's Some Fresh News

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Big Titty News. ?

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Good Morning? I have exciting news friends! Today is the day I ‘spread’ my wings! Please have a read and thank you so much for following. -Shy ?

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Breaking News: Ever Given is stuck again

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That's news to me that's news to s.nap<hitgreedy

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