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Walk into a public restroom and see that someone had shit a dick. (Warning: poop)

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Someone left this in a public restroom. (WARNING: POOP)

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This guys fingers

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This girls shoulder/hair combo

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The label on this box

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That awkward moment when...

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Oh the butternut squash

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I win. Majorly Penis

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Dirty, dirty stove

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Clock or cock?

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This baby carrot

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Budweiser knew what they were doing

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My opponent's drawing in Pictionary.

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These weather warnings

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My grease burn. Probably NSFW

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This seems more NSFW than it really is

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[nsfw] Mildly baby penis

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My kid was watching cartoons

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Why do they even make pipes like This?! NSFW

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Shaving foam

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Wendy's Tendies

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A tree, a leaf, a dick....

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This newborn puppy someone posted to FB

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This hairstyle

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Haha the fish will love it

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This fire map

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This saltshaker

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Shadow Dick

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Getting Up, Early.

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Gone fishing...

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Mike & Ikes

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Fall has sprung

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8' Owl Statue recently unveiled in Serbia

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This dog tshirt

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I’m subbed to some nsfw subreddits, an actual snake wasn’t what I was expecting from the thumbnail.

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Brother made a basketball key and half court line in the hallway...

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Cereal finger puppets

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Dickbud

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I've cream I got last night

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Ice cream I got last night.

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A painting a friend did.

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Spatter of glue on my table

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Well, before you say anything, this is why the Eggplant emoji has such an X rated connotation - First Ichiban eggplant of the season.

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Politicians really are dicks

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There's some extra lady to love!

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Good boy?

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This knitted pigeon happy to see you

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Would you like a fork with that?

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These chairs in a library

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This mortar and penis

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This Beef Femur Bone

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Ever cut your nails too short?

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This blister on my ankle from a few years ago

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Morning Wood

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Avocado

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For your rat

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Breakfast is Ready! NSFW

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Not entirely sure what this thing growing in my yard is but it looks NSFW

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The wear pattern in my jammers

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Rub it on your skin...

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