Jizz

Some men measure their dicks in inches, others measure them in thighs. Lucky girl.

Bisexy

"On Olympus, we measure Wisdom against Athena, Speed against Hermes, Power against Zeus. But we measure Courage... against Captain America."

GWNerdy

It's Not the Size That Counts, But How You Measure It..............in this case, he probably measures from the base and then cries himself to sleep

NO_REGRETS

I've received requests for size.. In the same day two stores measured me from 38DDD to 42DDD... I came home and measured myself at 38G! That seems a tad big in the cup to me, what do you think?

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measuring up

MassiveCock

The best measured penis is when somebody else measures you...

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Measuring my boyfriend's wittle cock ;) [mf] x-post r/couplesgonewild

gonewild

You guys are always asking about my bra size like you're going to jack off to my body measurements [f]

gonewild

measured [m]ale

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This tape measure looks like Mr. T, or maybe Master Chief, and has a Big Johnson, because tape measures everywhere today.

mildlyinteresting

Measuring against a toilet roll.

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For good measure..

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Just [f]or good measure.

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measuring up

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Looking for help measuring myself, anyone certified in cock measurement standards?

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measuring up

ThickDick

There's a common misconception that condoms measure by length but measure by girth. Trojan recommends 5.5 inch girth and above wear Magnum XLs. I have 6 in. girth and these are the only condoms that fit comfortably and don't restrict blood flow.

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Anon has unique measures towards homosexuality.

4chan

Measured my softie because uhhhh Science. PM ok

MassiveCock

19m with a 6,5 inch dick , what do you think. Very difficult to measure with one hand and that type of measuring tape

penismeasured

It appears I lost a few subscribers yesterday. Whatever. Those were my measurements back in 2015, when I was a little bigger than I am now. Measurements were taken by my former dom.

CurvySugarTits

Measured it for Science, PM are welcome

ThickDick

She knows that the measure of the man, is by the measure of his boat.

IShouldBuyABoat

Fun-sized fit girl ready for inspection, do I measure up to your standards? (f/21)

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One more, for good measure.

gonewildcurvy

Just under 16 cm BPEL, measured 31/12/18. I am doing PE and will be posting BPEL pics at the end of each month in 2019 to track PE length progress. And maybe girth measurements too.

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I find it funny that people are always asking for measurements when a photo has been provided with scale references, etc. Especially on a site littered with posters exaggerating their measurements (8” is the new 6” I guess?) with commenters believing it.

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Doesn't measure up

ImGoingToHellForThis

Older pic of me measuring my softie, if I can get enough upvotes I'll measure it HARD. Up to yall

MassiveCock

Older pic of me measuring my softie. If I can get enough love I'll post a HARD measure, black and brown dicks get no love here

MassiveCock

39 inches of ass on my 5’1, 118 pound body, finally measured as requested ! ?

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[5"x5" - 6'7" tall] A few people have been asking for proof of my bone-pressed measurement while standing (since all of my other measurements were taken by my wife while I was on my back) , so here it is!

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I was sitting next to a tape measure and decided to measure my semi

GaybrosGoneWild

Is this below average? I measured it to be around 5.4 but I have a feeling my measurements are off

averagepenis

This is what happens in our bedroom when you don't measure up! My wife just measured me with the ruler, and since I didn't even reach the 5" mark she is spanking me with it!

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My body with a tape measure for comparison. How do you size up? ?

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MEASURE ISLAND BELL HOLD SUDDEN INSTANT DOUBLE GAME THIRD SEVERAL SUCH

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Hellooooo. If you’re into measurements, I’m 34, 5’6”ish and 113lb. And if you’re not into measurements, ignore the previous sentence. ?

normalnudes

20.3cm (8") horizontal and 19.5 upward - ruler measurement (Am I measuring right?)

penismeasured

Measured against a dime tell me if its decent please

penismeasured

A [M]an cannot be measured simply by the size of his cock, but measured by his potential for passion ?

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Y’all are measuring up to TV removes, I can barely measure up to the battery ...

sizecomparison

I am about to break my tape measure??. Love measurements (all them are in my OF https://onlyfans.com/theobesepsychologist) ♥️♥️

feederism

Another [f]or good measure! Forgive the quality, trying to figure this all out again ??

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Jessie didn't have the requisite badges to control her new Charizard, so she had to take other measures. Much more enjoyed measures.

PokeSluts

Danny D measured (from LPSG Measured Pornstars thread)

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Measuring Up (formalinov)

HorsecocksMasterRace

Measurements: 38B, 30, 52 ?

smalltitsbigass

Measures up nicely. I'm looking for someone meet me on datekisslover.com Tiktok julypussy

sizecomparison

measuring tape says 8"... how would you rate?

ratemycock

My cock measured. Always keen to know what you guys think and looking for tips on how to measure a curved one more effectively.

penismeasured

When Dr.Wolf pulled out his measuring tape, Jonathan went from excited to nervous. What if he doesn't measure up to Dr. Wolf's expectations?

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Measuring sp

DianaDeets

I measured my booty today it was 39 inches around :)

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Measured my dick

penismeasured

Measure the flow s?n?a.p-dropnirds?

BrownHotties

Measures out to be average

averagepenis

Usually my sexy goddess/wife measures the shortness of my dick to prove why she calls it a clit, but this time she changed things up and measured how ridiculously thin it is (especially for a guy as tall as I am). "OMG honey, it's almost as skinny as my l

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Measuring, pre cum

u_h1992w

measuring much? ? [OC] fj with red stockings

u_mystaraven