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I don't think his mom approves...

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What the...

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Old-timey grindr. Or: Flirting- amidoinitrite?

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The image was interesting enough, but the info box was even more so

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I'm ashamed to admit this roleplay went on for a few hours

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This would make dating, um, interesting....

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I am now 42.

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Sad reminder.

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Canadian or Cambodian = BLOCK!

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Okkkkk if that's what you have to tell yourself... :|

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My bad

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I think he might be dyslexic

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Jeannie Gold, wedding planner.

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I am so smooth

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Why is Grindr so weird?

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Good cop bad cop.... but with grindr

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Oh my god Karen!

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He explained that this was a copy paste error

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Not 100% positive, but I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble.

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yes, many

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The charm level is being raised

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I'm 20, he's 48, this is clearly the ideal way to start a conversation.

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Is this supposed to turn me on?

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Uhm...excuse me?

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My first night after reinstalling

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An open and shut case.

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Whey and curds and a way with words.

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I don't even know.

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Yes, my name is Jake. And yes, that joke is getting old.

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Dad? Is it really you?

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Today I applied for a job through Grindr, tomorrow I find out who I have to blow to get the job.

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Not even a few hours on Grindr and... (Yeah I *did* state that I was a med student)

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Such a charmer

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Socks for dinner

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Oh, okay.

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What a wonderful welcome!

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Didn't think guys like this existed.

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Sounds like a good idea to me!

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that one creepy uncle

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So an orgy?

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Priorities

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Did he think that would convince me?

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Even politely declining doesn't work xD

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And they say chivalry is dead

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"Free trial"

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"No racial hangups"... oh

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Lol, okay Werk.

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Does helping with homework count as networking?

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Because I'm not worth it

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I’m HIV neg

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I'm all out of bill icky

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This shit better get me laid

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