Jizz

If you guys don't reaffirm my worth and validate my existence, the penis gets it!... OK I kid - I love my manhood too much and I'm too much of a pussy. And the butter knife is the wrong way round - oops!

gaymersgonewild

Which of our asses would you prefer? Just kidding. Ask nicely and we'll let you stroke it just long enough for your pathetic little penis to cum

MasturbatorsAnonymous

This penis looks a lot like my kids' shampoo. (NSFW)

mildlyinteresting

A friend of mine recently posted this "hilarious" picture on Facebook. It's some kid holding the Hulk's penis. NSFW.

cringepics

Mr Stui has penis hands. Don't do drugs kids.

lolapics

This is all I ever see when the weather report comes on since I was a kid. Introducing: man wearing hardhat, standing while holding his penis NSFW

funny

[NSFW] Kid from my school has tip of his penis in yearbook

funny

41 year old causes kid's penis to scream

thatHappened

Euphoria at the "Smallest Penis in Brooklyn" contest (not kidding)(NSFW)

justneckbeardthings

Rugrats Belt + Penis = 90's Kid (I'm stoned ;))

gaymersgonewild

[50/50] Mans little finger pushed inside own penis (NSFW) / Grown up Little girl from TV show My wife and kids in revealing bikini photo shoot (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Husband is shocked that his wife's body changes after 3 kids, complains about it online in details, hates her, wants to replace her, and brags about his penis

u_elizabeth2332