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The closest any candidate has come to replacing Yukiko, my custom Waifu.

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Sample pick up lines for wooing m'ladies on gonewild [x-post cringepics]

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White Knighting for m'waifus

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listening to the finest alternative hip-hop with the m'waifus

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The closest a trilby has ever been to a vagina [nsfw]

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M'cConaughy.

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this guy will be drowning in pornstar pussy

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'Tis the only logical course of action!

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FINALLY! A M'lady who appreciates true class!

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A Neckbeard Catcall

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Now that I have a m'lady, I must take to arms and defend her honor!

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Fedora? Check. Leaning against the wall mysteriously? Check. One leg up? Check. Hand on hat looking pensive? Check. I think chicks dig the look.

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What I found in my dark journey into the recesses of deviantart... Prepare your eyebleach. Possibly NSFW/L

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Fun Friday nights

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When you leave you pony cum jar too close to the furnace

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Ladies will definitely be impressed by my god-like (oups!) body...

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Just the m'tip

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For the [M]'ladies of this subreddit

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Just going for m'stroll

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The Neckbeard Chronicles

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Neckbeard streamer accidentally brings up rape porn, then defends it (quote in comments)

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SUP BABY

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Here we see the neckbeard in his own habitat. Note the unique markings, used to attract potential m'ates.

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M'ccord

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Greetings, M'lady

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Euphoric gentlesir is the Master of Jizz.

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He's married, very in love, and has a child. I guess it's true what they say, "Once a Neckbeard, always a Neckbeard".

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[NSFW] Ja, Mein Waifu, Ja!

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Oh god why? [NSFW]

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Finally...

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What am I looking at here? [NSFW]

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When mommy tries to throw out your waifu pillows [NSFW]

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Oh Ifunny.......

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/pol/'s magnum opus.

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NSFW One hole two goals.

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Real men

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Neck Beard Has Wares If You Have Coin

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My Little Pony Tattoo

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I found the neckbeard store while in Tokyo, these are all body pillow cases.

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Greetings, M'lady. Pull up a chair...

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I think this is getting slightly out of hand.

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Guy writes his own ending to a hentai

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Can't get laid? Create your own genre of Japanese porno.

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Fuck this

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Cause who wouldn't want this on your body forever?

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Up to 6x! Thanks Wish! *heavy breathing*

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sometimes, a gamer needs to lay down the law

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M'prison Cell

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NSFW This shirt I apparently "need"

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In a parallel universe...

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I have 89,000 pictures of anime and hentai on a folder on my computer, AMA.

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*UwU* what's dis

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A steal if you ask me

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When a neckbeard wants diversify its portfolio

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I don't know what I did for Wish to think I'm a neckbeard, but I don't wanna see this shit again!

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