Jizz

I know every generation thinks they invented sex and porn, but can this picture of squirting harlots really be genuine? I know the feat they are performing is faked, but would the Victorians have even conceived of such a thing as pee play? It all seems

nsfw

Man has been losing his head trying to invent this thing for a long, long time. (NSFW)

pics

Bra's were not yet invented in the middle ages

downblouse

Rudi Gernreich invented the modern thong. Thank you, Rudi.

Pantyfetish

High heel boots are one of the greatest inventions

randomsexiness

Ever wonder why they invented ties?

cumsluts

The Greeks were the ones that invented golf right?

fitnesscirclejerk

I want to kiss the man who invented sheer

sext, Pantyfetish

How the wheel was invented.

funny

Hey, I didn't invent the expression "feminist sub", it was female brain. So the compatibility between feminism and submission is an intellectual formulation from female brain, after it got liberated; probably some cool female brain. This is why /r/Maledom

maledom

This video would be so much better if Twitter had never been invented

musicpics

Torres Invents An AMAZINGGGG New Trick

NandoTorres

The reason the term "Dat Ass" was invented.

ass, pawg, bigasses

Feminism was invented by inferior men, and this is why feminists only keep it for inferior men.

maledom

Who invented these college underwear parties?

Ranked_Girls

from the country that invented the sport

TrueBukkake

Necessity being the mother of invention..

GayKink, MenWithToys

Yes, inferior men invented feminism as a female struggle against superior Men (hence "gender equality") but then women turned feminism into their fight against inferior men themselves. Sorry inferior men, there's nothing you can do about inferiority-based

maledom

How did you find circlejerkers? inb4 tyip shows up and claims he invented oxygen so we all owe him our lives or something. DD found me in r/shittyadvice in the end of 2010. What about you?

CIRCLEFUCKERS

In other words, feminists don't reject mistreatment, they reject inferior men. And it's funny, cause inferior men invented feminism so women rejected superior Men; but women used the feminist rights to reject inferior men instead and choose superior Men.

maledom

The Invention of the Word

woahdude

I invented the internet There was a bright light in the sky Send me money on my 711 rewards card 3 more points and i get half off a tallboy of Steel Reserve $10 hams

CIRCLEFUCKERS

Blacksmith tests out her newest invention, the "Whizzbanger" (Artist: aka6)

Shortstacks

'Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

Getting inventive to find new angles to capture it's likeness

mangonewild

Pretty proud of my scrappy MacGyver invention (MacGruber for you SNL fans out there)

cocaine

necessity is the mother of invention

the_grimace

[23 | 6'2" | 178 lbs] Yoga has given me new and inventive reasons to hate my belly

normalnudes

Told my wife this is why Boomerang was invented

MassiveCock

Man inventing first generation fleshlight (600BC)

manga

Whomever invented the clear chair, I thank you.

BootyFromBelow

Cheek-hugger yoga pants have to be the best thing ever invented

BestAssesNSFW

Finstas are the greatest invention since porn

JizzedToThis, randomsexiness

The shy fellow college student has been eyeing me strangely lately. Today she managed to finish her latest invention. She pulled me apart after class to 'tell me something'. Before I knew it I saw my own reflection grinning wickedly at me. "The experiment

bodyswap

Karl Marx had a sister named Onya, she invented the starting pistol.

TrueFMK

Back in the day, before they invented the internets

ButtsAndBareFeet

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

chubby, maturemilf, ThickchicksGW

O, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.

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I was coaching this rich milf when i decided to possess her thanks to my newest invention. She isn't wearing a bra and as her husband is walking up to me, i'm wondering if he could show more than the outline of his huge cock to me. Gosh, is this what it's

bodyswap

Yo. I invented the lemon bar meme. It is probably one of the greatest achievements of my life.

BiGoneMild

Yoga pants are the greatest invention, comfy and sexy, don't you think?

YogaPants

"I told you that this makeup would make you as beautiful as in your youth," I said with a smile, contemplating my 65-year-old wife, her body rejuvenated by my new invention.

OldAgeRegression

The mute button was invented for conference call blowjobs. Did you know that?

ThickDick, CutCocks, MassiveCock, penis, cock, DadsGoneWild, ratemycock

"For your party with your colleagues, should I wear this?" my mother asked me. "Don't ask me to help you choose your underwear!". "Hey! Don't get mad at me! It's not my fault that your father's invention switched my body with your wife's. Don't worry, hon

OldAgeRegression

[f] I think we can all agree skirts are wonderful invention

asstastic

First post here! Just found this sub! Shot this amazing tittydrop, & thought damn... Time to invent the Tittydrop Challenge, ill go viral!

TittyDrop

Star Butterfly Invents Her Greatest Spell!

xxxcaptions

Until the invention of the pushbutton orgasm, it was all a matter of manual cranking.

bondagehumor

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking about these round boobies

Amateur_Content18, u_phantomphoenix86

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking about these round boobies

AmateurSlutWives

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking about these round boobies

ArtGW

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

Bigtittedgirls

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

boobs

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

booty_queens

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

Bustinessappreciated

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

Chaturbates

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

ComplexionExcellence

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

Dark_nipples

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

DesiAmateur

Fishnets is the greatest invention of humanity ???

FeetToesAndSocks, FootSlave