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As soon as dad leaves for the day, mom and I are working on the addition.

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My sister Skyped me with updates every day I was traveling around the world, and made sure I came home in nine months.

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"Surprise, bro!"

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Whoops, sorry sis.

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"You may get a surprise the next time you suck on 'em, bro."

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After the accident, my sister and I tried a different approach.

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My brother never learned when to quit.

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I came home early to surprise my sister. I think she was already dreaming about me.

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When I'm far away at college, sis fires up the webcam to show me what's waiting.

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My sister isn't the brightest bulb in the box, but I still love her.

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After a while, the idyllic life at my aunt's cabin grew a bit too relaxed.

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Well son, what did you expect to happen after you visited me every night for a month?

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I think sis is enjoying her new curves as much as I am.

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Sis likes to remind me how well our Luke and Leia cosplay turned out.

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Sis is a little jealous of our cousin. But I told her she's next.

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My sister and I won't let one accident ruin the whole summer together.

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*You* did this in one night, nephew. Impressive.

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Mom uses the webcam in my old room to show how things are going since I left.

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Mom has got curves in all the right places.

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Mom always said I couldn't show favorites among my sisters.

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My aunt's pool has seen a fair amount of action this summer.

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My little sister always loved to play housewife. But playing can get carried away.

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After a while, the beach lifestyle caught up with my sister and me.

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Each day when I come home now, mom's waiting in my room.

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Sis hasn't stopped visiting my room since that fateful first time.

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Sis is actually pretty proud of what we've accomplished.

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Sis doesn’t mind me peeking in the shower now, considering.

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My sister and I haven't bothered to fix the TV since it broke eight months ago.

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With sis as my only roommate, there's not much point in closing the doors anymore.

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[M/S] Important clothing choices

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Keeping my daughter safe in quarantine also means preserving our secret a little longer.

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Hormones and quarantine have made life home with mom even more interesting.

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Sis is right. I owe her new clothes, since it's my fault none of them fit anymore.

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My cousin may be trashy, but I'm still sure it's mine.

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I've only been in the country for 9 months, but I can tell my Japanese cousin will make a great mother.

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My sister keeps her room so messy, it was hopeless trying to find the condoms.

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I always look forward to the update photos from my daughter.

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I'm actually glad that sis and I have to spend Christmas at my apartment. Too much explaining otherwise.

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This year, we both agreed is was about time I started sleeping in mom's bedroom.

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Because of all of mom's hormones, I'm not allowed to sleep in this winter break.

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When I stopped using my aunt's spare bedroom, I didn't think someone else would need it.

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Since I haven't been at home with mom in months, she insists on Skyping every day.

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Among the challenges of sharing an apartment with my sister, sharing the bed was actually the easiest.

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When I'm feeling bummed about the new lockdown, sis sends me a reminder of when we could spend time together.

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While sis tries to stay zen about the whole thing, I'm just stoked I'll be a dad.

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If she's half the mother, as she is a sister... our son will be one lucky boy

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My sister has even more curves to show off to me nowadays.

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After a few months at the beach, I couldn't convince my sister it was just a food baby anymore.

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Among the likely many Lockdown Babies, my aunt's will be just a little harder to explain.

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All it takes is a short video from my cousin to remind me of all the good times we had together.

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Lockdown in a trailer park has meant the inevitable for my sister and me.

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All that yoga is helping sis keep calm about our little situation.

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Mom may be ready to pop, but when she does, the same thing may happen over again.

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Even though we agreed to no clothes in lockdown, mom still heads outside at the slightest sunshine.

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Sis takes up more of the couch now, but it's partly my fault.

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The flowers are out now, but my sister is really blossoming.

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I don't know how long sis will fit into her old pants, but at least I can talk her out of a top.

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I'm glad my sisters are all taking the news so well.

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Now more than ever, I'm trying to keep aunty in bed.

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After-school tutoring with my cousin ended up going beyond the standard curriculum.

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