Jizz

Scumbag Sim

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Asked for a 'hot' latte this morning - this is what they gave me.

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I love geotargeted ads

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Of all the thumbnails Chrome could have used for Reddit...

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Modification I made to mum's garden statue. Made me laugh every time i saw it until she found it and and quote: "nearly threw up"

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I'm not sure if this swim suit is inappropriate or not...

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One letter can make all the difference

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The cake I got for my best friend's bachelorette party was a big hit (NSFW)

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Thanks, Chrome!

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Hey! Break it up you two!

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My 4-year old son and I made popsicles this morning. Just took one out to give him. OMG.

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I think somebody likes her...

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My Dad asked me to Photoshop a "chick" into his new camper van so he can send it to his mates

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He sat and stared at me like this for a minute before I took the picture. Weirdo.

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Porn always finds a way

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It's like a division sign.

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Well, it's a straight forward sales tactic, I'll give em that.

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First date

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No thank you, Helen.

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Ground Rules When Hiring a Nanny...

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Analysis of the bathroom mystery.

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Squidward

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Gay sex

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My roommate texted me this while I was in my room... O.o

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This is still my favorite thing to text my buddies when they don't respond for a while.

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Everyone at my office has burned themselves on the fucking coffee pot

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Not quite feeling the festive spirit as much as the rest of the office

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Went to the restroom to wash my hands after my sandwich collapsed and found this... Jimmy John's.

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Mothers Christmas Present (Vacuum)

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The difference between American and European media in a nutshell. [NSFW]

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You are doing it wrong.

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Hashtag selfie

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If guys had boobs for a day.

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When your parents say your outfit is too revealing

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Internal combustion

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Poor Steve.

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Noice.

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Happy birthday! [NSFW]

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Some Christian Facebook page stole my picture from reddit and came up with this horse shit. I've been sober for 3 and a half years, and this is zombie make up. I can't stop laughing.

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That'd better be a steering wheel

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Some things only women should do.

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The best princess.

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Gay problems

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"I'm old Greg!" The New Fashion Trend

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The first scene in Star Wars Episode 8

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a great goodwill find

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My wife sends me random texts all the time, so I took screenshots and compiled all of the good ones from the past year into one picture. Hope you guys enjoy reading them as much as I did receiving them. Most of them anyways!

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Wow thanks for ruining my cucumber

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Life as a guy ain't so easy

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Bruce Lee

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This is actually a good way to clear blocked milk-ducts.

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Tormund was the best part of GoT Season 6

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Was searching for a "busy bee", wtf

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A buddy of mine saw this on his drive home the other night

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Might have to get one....

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It's that time of year again.

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She danced her ass off..

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This boxing game lets you pick a male or female "opponent". My son didn't want to hit a girl, so this was his reward.

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Curious

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Whooooo let the dogs out.

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