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My boyfriend likes to troll Omegle. I think he may have met his match. [NSFW]

My boyfriend likes to troll Omegle. I think he may have met his match. [NSFW]

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[NSFW] Pinokkio's Amsterdam

[NSFW] Pinokkio's Amsterdam

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Follow me on Twitter (nsfw)

Follow me on Twitter (nsfw)

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I was trying to send dirty pictures to my boyfriend this morning... Damn cat.

I was trying to send dirty pictures to my boyfriend this morning... Damn cat.

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So... I found this for sale on Craigslist.

So... I found this for sale on Craigslist.

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Well this is a little unfortunate [Slight NSFW]

Well this is a little unfortunate [Slight NSFW]

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I found this postcard in a shop in Germany...

I found this postcard in a shop in Germany...

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Thank god sex with animals is no longer allowed in Denmark - those poor animals!

Thank god sex with animals is no longer allowed in Denmark - those poor animals!

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Fuck your rules!

Fuck your rules!

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[F] 14. Hot ass. [NSFW]

[F] 14. Hot ass. [NSFW]

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A SFW ad for a German sex shop [NSFW]

A SFW ad for a German sex shop [NSFW]

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Dinner and a movie (NSFW)

Dinner and a movie (NSFW)

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(NSFW) Je suis...

(NSFW) Je suis...

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Found this gem. (NSFW)

Found this gem. (NSFW)

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That look says it all

That look says it all

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A little bounce is always a good thing

A little bounce is always a good thing

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Wise words from NYC subway graffiti this morning

Wise words from NYC subway graffiti this morning

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Love seeing elderly people at my university using the resources to expand their knowledge!

Love seeing elderly people at my university using the resources to expand their knowledge!

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He was so close !

He was so close !

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So my friend had his web cam on...

So my friend had his web cam on...

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Just noticed something a little bit off in my friend's basketball team picture [NSFW]

Just noticed something a little bit off in my friend's basketball team picture [NSFW]

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You wouldn't think i was a grown up...

You wouldn't think i was a grown up...

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My girlfriend noticed this when visiting a client's house.... NSFW?

My girlfriend noticed this when visiting a client's house.... NSFW?

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I made this for my bf, he framed it and put it above the bed.

I made this for my bf, he framed it and put it above the bed.

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Warning: coming home early from school may makes you realize how your sister spends

Warning: coming home early from school may makes you realize how your sister spends her mornings.

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Why is Google trying to shame me? Nsfw

Why is Google trying to shame me? Nsfw

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Billboard in Atlanta got hacked today and had Goatse on it for hours

Billboard in Atlanta got hacked today and had Goatse on it for hours

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No one's watching

No one's watching

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You Are Awesome

You Are Awesome

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If you're having a bad day, just think, you could be this guy, with this tattoo.

If you're having a bad day, just think, you could be this guy, with this tattoo.

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My brother recently had knee surgery, and could not join us for a friends wedding

My brother recently had knee surgery, and could not join us for a friends wedding in Vegas. So I did the next best thing. Cut out a picture of his head, put it on a stick and took him with us! Lots of attention and laughs, (we called him TooDee)

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Beach Day

Beach Day

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Men never change

Men never change

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The most NSFW town in Canada.

The most NSFW town in Canada.

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Walked into the lobby of a Children's hospital today and couldn't stop laughing.

Walked into the lobby of a Children's hospital today and couldn't stop laughing. The Security guard however, "It's not funny, I gotta look at that Dickface all Damn Day"

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There's a naked bike ride happening in St. Louis right now

There's a naked bike ride happening in St. Louis right now

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It's cold, better wear a coat

It's cold, better wear a coat

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Tron Mustang? Tron Lambo? Psshh. Here's something for the ladies. NSFW

Tron Mustang? Tron Lambo? Psshh. Here's something for the ladies. NSFW

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Asking the important questions

Asking the important questions

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Just a day at the beach.

Just a day at the beach.

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The best or worst way to sell your TV [NSFW]

The best or worst way to sell your TV [NSFW]

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That's nuts!

That's nuts!

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Dick Problems.

Dick Problems.

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So my wife just sent me this. NSFW - Language

So my wife just sent me this. NSFW - Language

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So guys...This is Terd Pusher

So guys...This is Terd Pusher

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Valentino Rossi photobombing an upskirt pic

Valentino Rossi photobombing an upskirt pic

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Told my girlfriend that our wine tasted like a fat man's giant balls squeezed the

Told my girlfriend that our wine tasted like a fat man's giant balls squeezed the grapes. She drew this.

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Checking out last nights full moon

Checking out last nights full moon

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This auto-focus is almost as awesome as this chick

This auto-focus is almost as awesome as this chick

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I walked in on my girlfriend watching batman like this. (Slightly nsfw)

I walked in on my girlfriend watching batman like this. (Slightly nsfw)

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Even he looks surprised

Even he looks surprised

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WARNING Star Wars Spoiler!

WARNING Star Wars Spoiler!

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Sympathy Boner

Sympathy Boner

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sock

sock

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Nice Little TV For Sale

Nice Little TV For Sale

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Thank goodness for Google

Thank goodness for Google

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Best Meteorologist Ever [NSFW]

Best Meteorologist Ever [NSFW]

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My wife's aunt found this letter while digging around the attic. "Getting money

My wife's aunt found this letter while digging around the attic. "Getting money out of me would be as hard as trying to poke butter up a wild-cat's ass with a red hot poker..." [NSFW]

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