Jizz

My trip to Japan (nsfw)

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Underwear shopping with girlfriend

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steak and blowjob day

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Having sex for the first time [NSFW]

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Taking sexy self pics

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"You should meet my friend, she has hot tattoos"

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Showing off my new ride (slightly nsfw)

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What I think I look like when I drink.

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Facebook Pictures

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I'm out of those, but surely this one will do just as well [NSFW]

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Nude beaches [NSFW]

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Getting a Reddit Tattoo

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Reality versus Expectation. #nsfw

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Hooker in West Virginia.

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When I tell people I have a girlfriend (after Oculus Rift is released)

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Boys that have the "V"

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I just wasn't quick enough... (sorta NSFW)

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This happens way too often [NSFW]

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Viagra

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We All Know It's True [NSFW]

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What an exotic, secluded location!

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Snapchat NSFW

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Hot girls twerking at a party

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Sex in the shower [x-post from imgur by /u/precioushex]

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Erotic dress

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The Brazzers Generation **NSFW

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The Brazzers Generation

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Full Body Tattoo Expectation/Reality NSFW

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Me trying to look sexy at a photoshoot

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I don't remember ordering for the Boston Cream *Light*" Donut

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Mom body after baby

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Strawberry icecream

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Mermaid.

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Shaving your lady-garden.

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[Album] Sexpectations vs Reality (sfw)

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Better keep that receipt handy

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Wearing bralette.

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When you get a whiteboard for your room...

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Another common variation of this can be "What you think you look like vs what you actually look like."

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Taking a sexy underwater picture [NSFW]

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Body Paint

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BiggerThanYouThought

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The pictures vs the video in the same listing [NSFW]

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Couldn't make out what this woman was using on her daughter. Google Voice, everybody:

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Naked Gardening Day

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Incision when I had surgery (10) and the scar I have from it now (30)

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Expectation vs reality

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Sexy dress from the internet [NSFW]

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This girl her dress is a bit ill-fitting.

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Bathroom scene in "Upgrade".

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I have no words for this hahahaha

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More like a pepperlonely pizza

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""MOVEMENT DETECTED AT HOME"

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When ordering a sex doll (NSFW)

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Those damn things are a nightmare.

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(NSFW) Spongebob's mangled popsicle corpse...

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Sometimes baking doesn't quite go to plan

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Wouldn't be able to order in time, so I made my own cream egg stand.

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