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Had to chuckle at this screenshot of the "Scrivenings" feature on Scrivener's website.

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Saw this on WTF and thought of you guys

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Step aside 50 Shades of Grey (x-post r/funny).

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How to make easy money with Erotica. My guide (idiot proof).

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Is it just me?

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I painted this and have nothing to do with it. Anyone want a free cover?

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"Simpsons Did It!" Dino Erotica on The Simpsons.

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[Found online] Really, Carole? You don't think "Sultry Seductions" is appropriate for you?

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After about a month of nothing I decided to publish one last book...

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Kindle Adult-ish Market Report, March 8, 2015 as compiled by me. (need to zoom image because of imgur fails)

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<PIC> /u/Gingermod sending me abusive PMs just because I posted the thread calling him out. Ive been told I'm not the only one getting them.

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20 days in, yesterday was the first day I had more sales than borrows!

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What image/phrase describes your erotica career thus far?

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New KDP Bookshelf and Increased Review Time

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My first fan e-mail! I must be doing something right?

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That feeling when you click publish, and immediately notice the typo in your title. Dammit.

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DataPorn: For those who doubt the seasonal nature of the business...

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DataPorn: What's the most profitable word count for a story?

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A GIF Guide to Changing Colors Easily

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What happens when you get out of a slump and knuckle down to do some real work - also AMA.

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Is this cover too risqué? Will it get me banned?

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[Fun] In this game (Survivalist, zombie apocalypse simulator), one of the gifts you can give people is a "Tasteful Erotica Novel".

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I'm on the cusp of greatness

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These cracked me up. Not sure the source OP is using, any historical erotica authors familiar with these?

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Update to my 30-day $25 goal (no new books) :D

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Just when I was hoping that it's finally the right track...

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Writing is weird...

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A simple chart for your pursing pleasure :)

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alright you snarky snarks do you see now?!

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Thanks, Microsoft!

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So Damn Close

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6 months with a couple months break in between and I've finally made it to $1000

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Amazon 50% royalty option? Any news on what this new fresh hell is?

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Ranks don't appear to be coming back...

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[DataPorn] A realistic first month!

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Now that Smashwords paid out, they know what's up.

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Walking into Monday like...

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Is pornhub our new home? (After tumbler is not allowing sex anymore)

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Not today, Satan!

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[Dataporn] Around 30ish stories, comprehensive data

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[Dataporn] Erotica Pie Chart, done by $/hour

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I've had the "Welcome to Fall" hell flu that's been going around, but it looks like I made a brave effort last Wednesday to write anyway.

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(F) ? Playing with my titties for you

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When you get no sales for days, and then someone buys your whole bibliography

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December has been an unexpectedly good month for me! Patreon is where I get pretty much all of my writing income these days.

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I never thought I would see the day when I'd be happy being asked for money :D

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