Jizz

If she wanted an omelet at 4 AM, but didn't have any eggs, I'd drive anywhere to get her some eggs. Cause she's hungry. And wants an omelet.

hotties

[50/50] Parasitic Eggs Taken Out of a Man's Stomach (NSFW/L) | An Utterly Smashing Red-Head

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Nasty Old Woman Shoving Five Eggs Up Her Butthole At The Same Time (NSFW) | Cute Woman Slamming Two Eggs Against Her Own Face

FiftyFifty

Boiling eggs for my roommate when I am asked to use the eggs from the "back of the bus".(x-post rfom /r/funny)

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

[50/50]A simple guide for making 50 different egg-based dishes | An egg-laying horsecock (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

The real easter egg in the easter egg video... (Spoilers)

XboxAhoy

[50/50] Chicken eggs (SFW)| Human eggs (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Adorable Infants Cutely Misunderstanding The Concept Of An Easter Egg Hunt | Easter Bunny Shitting Out Jesus-Filled Easter Eggs (NSFL)

FiftyFifty

Easter Egg Hunt...*the egg = my dick

mangonewild, gonewild

[50/50] twins died in a carcrash [NSFW/NSFL] | 2 egg yolks inside of 1 egg

FiftyFifty

Why is this egg looking like it was splattered with egg shell on top?

chickens

Contest Entry: Coleslaw, tuna salad, pickled egg sandwich. (Got lucky with ingredients and already had eggs and slaw on hand)

drunkencookery

I have way too many eggs in my fridge, so I made egg bacon cups for dinner, stuffed with all manner of bullshit and topped with cheese.

drunkencookery

Dragon's Eggs [Taus] (Human>Dragon; F; Pregnancy; Eggs; NSFW)

FurryTF

Making an egg, college style!

cringepics, DickSlips, OopsDidntMeanTo, facepalm, oversharing, SubtleNudity

WTF did i just read... apparently if you work, you're wasting eggs and it becomes egg on the brain? Women who are treated like breeding machines don't get mental illness? not sure where to start here...

badwomensanatomy

Not all the best Eggs are Golden Eggs

AdviceAnimals

He was so proud that the Easter Egg came off the card.

pics

Reclima Egg [fasttrack37d] (M Human > Bird; Anatomically Correct, Egg)

FurryTF

ready to get her scrambled eggs... and her eggs scrambled...

TeaGirls

Gotta beat the hang over, I present egg salad stuffed deviled eggs with bacon topper

drunkencookery

What is the cause for these underdeveloped chicken eggs?

shittyaskscience, hmmm, photoshopbattles

Steak and eggs

HappyEmbarrassedGirls, Ifyouhadtopickone, u_greengiant87

Cracked egg exploded all over my dress while cooking lunch. Couldn't stop to clean up, so I had to endure as egg ran down my legs

Sissy_humiliation

Funny Boiled Egg: Egg shell was slightly cracked, creating a interesting shape.

mildlyinteresting

Chickens(egg) are extinct. Since semen has the same characteristics and consistency of egg white farmers came up with a solution.

futanari, Hucow, Futanari_Milking_Fans

Magic crystal eggs not only make the pussy tighter but make the day an exciting naughty little secret only you know making that pussy just a little bit wetter and harder to keep those eggs in

gonewild

strange eggs, aren't they? still they're eggs so I'm going crazy for this~

u_abitgaytentiefriend, Ovipositor

Sowwwie daddy, I wuv spider eggs ;w;

creepyasterisks

A simple eggs benedict! Crispy english muffin, canadian back bacon, poached eggs & handwhipped hollandaise! ??

u_Gingerkat420

Twin Towers easter egg in Spider-Man PS4

gaming, u_Tranquilbia, interestingasfuck, eastereggs, u_Texaman8549, MemeEconomy, gaminggifs, u_cringe4u, Damnthatsinteresting, Gamingcirclejerk, u_xXshuffle0o, u_AuroraSkye333, u_Mistyless, u_Stickmanolo

Friend has chickens and found this brown, spongy, blob like thing in the coop. She pulled it apart and found a fully formed egg inside covered in a yoke substance. We are all stumped.

whatisthisthing, WeirdEggs, forbiddensnacks, EggsInStrangePlaces, TIHI, vegancirclejerk

World Record Egg Makes it on Pornhub

NSFWFunny, pornvids

Japanese quail (Coturnix japonica) were repeatedly sent to space. For example, chicks were taken out of their eggs at the Mir station. The development of eggs passed normally, but the new-born quails were unable to navigate in space in conditions of weigh

educationalgifs

Fun fact: this is what happens to male chicks in the egg industry. Eggs are no more ethical than meat.

vegetarian, WTF, MorbidReality, gifs

[M] Josh can not wait, so he already behind his Easter eggs, before the day. but wait, these are not the right Easter eggs, are they? - art by me

yiff

Wanna play with my Easter eggs?

wifesharing, bestofwives

In case you didn't get any eggs, here's my butt instead

ass, u_MyEmeraldDreams111, WhatAnASS, asstastic, Dion_ihe, u_soloassisland

PF's L/XL Dragon Eggs vs BD's Med Egg Plug

u_BeeDeeThrowaWee, BadDragon

Half the semen impregnated her eggs, where as the other half (like the snakes they are) stole some of her eggs and brought them back into me.

BrandNewSentence

Dragon Egg Toys: Artificial (F Gazelle -> F Robot Dragon; Robotization)[Egg Laying Oviposition] by hhazard

transformation, Pregfur

TIL that snails hatch from eggs than eat the egg shell to help form their own shells

u_RomulusWall, u_lutherplacido

Dragon Eggs [F Dog -> F Dragoness Mid-TF; Egg Laying Oviposition] by hornedfreak

transformation

Lamia's Egg (F Human -> F Naga/Serpent/Reptile Mid-TF; Egg Laying Oviposition) by biobasher

transformation

Dragon Egg Toys: Polar [F Anthro Bunny -> F Anthro Dragon; Egg-Laying Oviposition, Pregnant] - hhazard

transformation

Birdo Eggs (M Human -> F Anthro Birdo; MTF/TGTF, Oral Egg-Laying Oviposition) by blackshirtboy

transformation

Assisted egg laying (no egg) - By endermoonfur [MF]

DragonsFuckingDragons

MFX-1248 Wild Scat Easter The Easter bunny hides scat in an egg and the girls are on an easter egg hunt for the delicious prize! (See comments for link to full video)

ScatPorn2, u_peckerwood1964, twogirlsonecup

Big.titty.goth.egg part 2

tiktoknsfw, tiktokporn, u_JJRL08, u_bdilly00, u_ItalicDoubleU, u_rep501, bigtittygothegg, HDCamGirls, u_theothersabitch

A woman who is remodeled into a chicken-like body and lays eggs endlessly (F Body Modification; Egg-Laying Oviposition) by menmaTF

transformation

My egg, my egg. Why have you forsaken me

trypophobia

About ½inch long organic rubbery and dense thing came out of a chicken egg. It's shaped like a seehorse but looks like it was growing 4 little legs. Very light in weight and its texture presents what feels like little ridges. Out of 3 eggs, only this one

whatisthisthing

[NSFW] For those expecting a Witcher 3 Easter Egg in Cyberpunk 2077. Happy now?

gaming

Do you want bacon or eggs with your breakfast pussy?

milf, fapfactory, amateur_MILF_spread, u_AZphxdic, u_keogher87, pussy

Want to come round? I’ll dress up like a chicken, you dress up like an egg and we can find out which came first…

RealGirls, pornferno, u_jaytee356, u_nuker56, fapfactory, u_yaboinothing7, u_YzA-, u_domyos11, Allsexandbeauty

Got bred full eggs eggs for the first time and now I am hooked!

Oviposition, BadDragon, dykesgonewild, GWNerdy

Rise and shine to all my [F]av morning cocks!!! Let’s scramble some eggs ??

gonewild

blursed eggs

blursedimages, UpvotedBecauseButt, worldpolitics

PineappleSquirt gagged with Easter eggs and grass. How many eggs do you think I fit in there?

gagged

Hypergamous wymyns refuses to lower her standards, to settle with a mere mortal man. I guess she'll just have to slide right past the expiration date on her eggs. Tick tock, eggs rot, inspin snot....

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen