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Though our researchers try to maintain a policy of non-interference, sometimes the abduction of an earthing for hands-on experimentation is necessary... not to mention fun!

earthlingreproduction

Before mating, human females seem to carefully inspect their counterpart's stick organ with their mouths. Unknown if taste is a factor in choosing a mate.

earthlingreproduction

Our researchers have collected a small sample of earthlings to display in the national zoo back on our home planet of Glorbfru. As you can see, they are already demonstrating an educational range of natural behaviors for visitors!

earthlingreproduction

Detached field observations can only aid our research so much. This new equipment will aid in performing quantifiable analysis of abducted earthlings.

earthlingreproduction

nothing is better than a hot shower snpcht-talkmix ???

earthlingreproduction