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I wish I had a penis to try it on. [NSFW]

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Googled "yarn porn" Was not disappointed.

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Some slippers I made for my sister and her hubby for x-mas. NSFW

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xpost from r/dickbutt. My latest creation!

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Randy's Big Balls - commissioned job

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NSFW I made this for a local comic. He promised to bring it on stage and take a drink. NSFW

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I needed a win today after a serious mess up. Picked something goofy, not perfect but fun anyway!

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Housewarming gift to my friend, who moved away from his parents :D

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As promised, finished dick scarf. Slightly [nsfw]

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This was a really time consuming project, and I put it down six months ago and forgot about it. Finally mustered up the willpower to finish!

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lipbalm cozy

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Vibrator Storage Mitten

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I see your Camoflanties, and raise you hunting safety orange butt floss. (Banana for scale)

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First time free-handing a project; here's my "pineapple" halter top!

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[NSFW] Sending some love to knit picks, because this rainbow dragon scale halter is one of my favorite FOs

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Now it have a bra to.

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My first bikini/bralette! (nsfw)

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FO: Rainbow, dreamcatcher style halter [NSFW]

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My freehand zombie hat, complete with dangling eye (maybe this counts as the cartoony gore NSFW tag the subreddit warns about?)

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I've finally finished this giant (ahem) gag gift! (NSFW)

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Granny square blanket made for a friend! NSFW for "colourful" language...

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I wonder if our grandmothers and great grandmothers, with their beautiful stitches and intricate designs, could have ever dreamed those same stitches would be used to make an ugly camo penis cozy. NSFW

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Because I NEEDED it! (Possibly NSFW)

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So glad he's not cold anymore :) (maybe nsfw?)

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Update - he is not cold anymore :) (still nsfw)

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Another set of Cat Butt Coasters ready to go!!

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Another one of mom's pieces from the 60s.

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Another one of my mom's pieces from the 60s. If everyone's had enough of them, please do let me know.

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New top I just finished for myself. Been so busy with getting vending stuff ready I haven't been able to make myself a new piece for the summer :)

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I just finished this festival croptop.

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Is it too late for crop tops?

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I made another Dickbutt! And this time I took better pictures.

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I just had to try my hand at one of those cute halter tops :)

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Spent a huge amount of time coming up with a pattern with these tiny shorts

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Thanks to everyone's support, I finished the pattern to romper I posted about a month ago!

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XPost from r/pics - Donald Trump as a dick

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First top I made!!

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[FO] nsfw My super bright orange halter top on my body (I failed at making the laces in the back look neat)

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Fruity Bikini tops I made and will be adding to my Etsy ????

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Slightly NSFW Flasher Banana (free pattern by me, link in comments)

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My "unicorn" headband is looking a bit more... [NSFW] than I'd hoped

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[WIP] [NSFW?] This heart pattern really looks like something else ?

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[NSFW] So I made a thing... next time I'll have to use a smaller hook though.

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I too made a crop top!

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Too late for Coachella, but at least I'm crop top ready for summer!

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Summer ready!

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NSFW I made a flogger for a friend :)

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[FO] Finished my dragon scales top!

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Crop top for Pride this past weekend!

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New washcloth for stubborn dishes.

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Shirt I made for pride ft. My tumtum. ?

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[FO] Just finished sewing all the squares together for this swimsuit cover up! Just need to add a couple closures.

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I made a thing that I'm too fat to wear. I still love it.

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After years of wanting to, ive finally opened my own shop. Heres one of my sets im very proud of!

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So I made the swear dishcloth I’d seen a while back, and boy is it amusing!

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So happy with my top completed today! Pattern by Nomad Sitches

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Another top complete! ^_^ this one is a gift for my sister :)

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Finished this improvised colourful spiral bralette

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Scrap yarn Dildo Baggins

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After seeing someone else on here having made this blanket, I KNEW I had to make it for a very dear friend who’s favorite word is the F bomb. (NSFW)

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