Jizz

Brother that white wine is delicious...i think Im getting drunk- I want your corkscrew to pop my cork like a champagne bottle

DirtyFamilyPhotos

When your (f)riends fall through on new years eve... you pop a personal bottle of champagne and put on some lingerie. Obviously. ??? Happy New Year everyone!

gonewild

When you've never popped a bottle of champagne before

HappyEmbarrassedGirls

I want Bryce Dallas Howard to sit on my face and give me the most amazing hand job until she makes me pop like a champagne bottle.

JerkOffToCelebs, CelebJOMaterial

Popping that champagne bottle open

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