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This girl on my morning commute had lovely hair.

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OMG, this girl at the salon had fabulous glasses.

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Blue is not a flattering color for her skin tone.

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you should put your sunglasses on

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your bag simply doesn't fit well

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You can never go wrong with a leather handbag.

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Girl, you should tan more evenly.

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Too bottom heavy for the cut of the bathing suit.

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Her hoodie is much too bright for those yoga pants.

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No matter what brand of bikini you are wearing, its not cool if the name is written in such big letters

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Purple is your color

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sometimes a size too small is just right

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those shorts are so baggy!

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bright colors help attract attention

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She could have gone 1 size bigger

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Your back pocket is never a good place for your phone

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I like your see through leggings!

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Those shoes do not match...

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floral patterns are definitely in

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Light colors are for Spring, not Fall

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Orange shorts are ok, but the black t-shirt is lame

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That hat makes him look like a true artist

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Not appropriate parade attire.

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That hair is bothering me

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Looking very comfortable in that outfit

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Cowboy boots to the beach?

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Layer upon bulky layer.

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those bracelets do not belong with that outfit

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Black will look good with any color

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She really needs help coordinating her accessories !

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She should be buying new clothes

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Thats a classy looking hat!

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Who wears short shorts

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That's a huge bag!!!

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Grey goes with a lot but that red is pretty bright

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The little black dress

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I wouldn't be caught dead wearing this monstrosity

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Uhh, is that bag big enough?

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Top is too loose

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Her tattoos legs go with her shirt

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Orange also can be transparent when the underwear are black

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Her hair is ideally suited with her outfit

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What a waste of material. This style needs to go away.

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Selena Gomez is really rocking those glasses.

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The yellow of her dress was not necessary

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With this bikini, her tan risk of being strange

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I don't think that belt is helping at all

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Did the bag come with cooking instructions?

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Ew. If I wanted to see your cheeks, I'd ask you to take off those horrid pink sunglasses.

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Sir, please pull your drawers up. Your boxer briefs are butt ugly.

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