Jizz

Even the damn dog knows what's good

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Always check under the bed

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At least someone has read them

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Gettin' some head like

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Basic White Girl hookup

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Don't look!

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how i supposed to keep it up with that shit in my face?

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A lot to offer

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When you bust 2 in a row [NSFW]

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Best I ever had

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This could be us

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Say my name

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Too much chill, not enough netflix

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Can I claim your kids on my taxes?

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No sex you on timeout

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Eat the booty like groceries

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[NSFW] Too dead to get up

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Maury

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Just get off

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Tits the season

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Bring that ass here

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SAVAGE

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I just saved 15 percent on my car insurance.

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Queen B or Queen D?

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That next level type of lovin

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'Damn these niggas are thirsty'

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She graduated from a damn good school!

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Ran off on da pussy twice

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"Our grandpa ain't home."

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Well hurry up then

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"I pray to make it back in one piece. I pray, I pray."

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I was born by the snatch, and I want to die by the snatch!

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Ithought they did it through budding . [nsfw]

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Pancake

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Gotta grab a handful ?

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Get you a man who can do both

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Piss out

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Dinner With Bae

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Somebody put this hoe on a leash

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That's quite a grip...

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Taking life by the udders. (NSFW)

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I ain't afraid of no clowns

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Thicc ass tits

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McNope

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Slurp that pussy up just like lo mein

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Problem solved bae

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them some pipsqueak patties

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As if getting shot twice wasn't enough

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Get thee behind me Satan!

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Guilty ?

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Bih aint no rookie

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You never go Ba(ra)ck

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That explains why they take so long ?

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For the love of God, why?

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Keep thwerkin'

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This man is on suicide watch

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I'm serious..

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When ya girl starts stressing u out

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Then she looks at you like you're the devil afterwards

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Cum on willy!

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