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The object which spawned this reddit, vaginal intercourse with a cactus.

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A massive traffic cone. Impressive, fearless, inspiring.

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Nono, that goes in your mouth!

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What a great cup holder....

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I've heard of whiskey dick, but not whiskey ass.

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Tons of sharpies. So colorful and pretty!

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Couple swords.

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Stop, Hammer time!

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Two sparklers and what appears to be an apple.

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One to drink, one to fuck.

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Boning...

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A cow [Xpost from /r/wtf]

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Half of a grapefruit.

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Yet another whisk. These are getting almost as common as bottles, cucumbers and bananas....

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Random tools

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Row row row your vagina, gently on the porch...

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More scissoring...

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An inflatable raft (Article) [Xpost from /r/funny]

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I guess they were swept off their feet

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Hedge clippers.

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A teddy bear

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A glass of beer.

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This is almost worse than the scissors...

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Needless to say, she didn't make the Quidditch team.

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That's one way to clean the house...

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Stop! Hammertime.

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I wonder if this counts as bad luck, it's not indoors but it's in her.

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Bed post.

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Peanut Butter...

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Why do our swords smell funny Mommy?

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I say tomato, you say put it in my pussy, I say what the hell?

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Hold still while I brush my teeth...

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Gay [NSFW]

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That's probably plastic. I hope that's plastic.

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A can of.. Tomato sauce?

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Well, that's one way to make apple sauce.

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Tied up and forced to do coke

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Part of a balanced diet, and good for your (brown) eye.

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Best reason yet to stop drinking.

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Fresh Sushi

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Big Blue

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She'll feed you and fuck you.

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I went to the pet store...

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She has a thing for flatware

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run while you can

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Things are about to get hot

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Table Leg

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Mini Sluggers

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Top 10 Undertale/Parappa Fanfiction Occurrences Of Characters Ejaculating Into Each Other's Brains

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Something's fishy

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Still not sure what this is

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Test tubing herself

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Vintage bottle fucking

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Enjoying her banana

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I can do both

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Happy Titty Tuesday ❤️

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[f] Best tits you will ever taste and ever want

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Bedposts are fun

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Doing the bedpost

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Black and Decker

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