Jizz

Mom... I'm busy

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Always ready

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Yoga chicks.

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Best Slip-n-Slide EVER (via /r/AnythingGoesPics)

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Poems found in the comments on Pornhub

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Twitter is way cooler than I ever thought

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Overly Attached Pornstar

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Natural Suppository

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I found a familiar face on a porn website

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Science!

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Licking pussy gives Hitler stache

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Necessity is the mother if invention.

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these two porn videos lined up perfectly

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When she's horny and you're trying to invade Poland. (x/post from /r/funny)

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Floor at the Texas State Capitol (x-post from /r/austin)

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Beach fun

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I heard its good for your teeth

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spidey shot

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That's the real twerk.

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The World Is Full of Stupid People

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According to my wife, this "is the worst Valentine's day card EVER!"

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inappropriate Joe Biden

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Bobble Head

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Jimmy Kimmel as game show host.

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Like A Bowl Full Of Jelly

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When you're in traffic but get hungry

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Dick says he lives on the third floor.

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Where did I go wrong in life, for this not to be me?

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Hope there's no kids on that playground

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MRW unexpected rim job

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I've never seen anything this wonderful (I have a sad life...)

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SFW Porno

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Damn you xvideos, I'm not here to laugh.

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Pinn'd On Campus

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Getting Pumped

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Like giving a bj to one of the 3 stooges.

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Pricasso, the man who paints with his penis.

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Sign me up.

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Social movements become porn.

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For the past three years, every time I log into Imgur, this is what pops up when I hover over my username.

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A wild Diglett appears! Wait...

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"Hokkie Ouers" means "Hockey parents"

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Poon pyramid

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PORN? NO, NEVER!

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The Look of Surprise

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Incentivizing the hiring process.

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When you decided to be gay?

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Einstein

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Quite unfortunate

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Just going out for a couple of things, don't mind me.

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Well, that's life...

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So I guess the thumbnails are still broken?

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Cupcakes...

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Invisadick

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The way these thumbnails aligned...

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*happy villager noises*

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When the cottage you rented has an unexpected maid service.

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It's not on if it's not on

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What's that about toilet paper?

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What champions are made of

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