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"I'm breeding you tonight, mommy." Good.

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Mom says she's always trying to get the best out of me.

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As you can see brother, this is my new apartment, this is my jewelry, and this is a little something you left the last time you visited.

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I make sure to forward my sister helpful tips.

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"Sweetie, are you proud of yourself for breeding your mommy? I know I am."

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My niece is still thanking me for what I gave her on her last birthday.

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I'm going to take my sister out of our crap town. Until then, I just have to keep taking care of her.

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Mom and my cuddle time can only end one way.

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After Daddy finishes the main quest, he moves on to secondary objectives.

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She may be working for two now, but my sister still makes time for me.

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When mom found out how I was really helping my aunt, she wanted in.

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I grew cautious after our little accident. Mom feels freer than ever.

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"Happy six month anniversary, son."

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Mom may have turned to me after dad walked out on her. But neither of us was expecting triplets.

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Some iffy decisions you can just walk away from. But my cousin isn't going anywhere.

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My sister needs somewhere to hide away for a little while. My place was the natural choice.

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I bought my sister a better way to remember me than just a photo.

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Mom gives me updates on our little project whenever she can.

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Only after we did a little more research did my sister and I realize the Kama Sutra isn’t the meditation guide.

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I owe sis a bigger robe for Christmas.

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When our parents bought the beach house, I don't think they realized how quickly we'd get bored there.

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Though sis is my only roommate, I'm buying groceries for three.

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None of my sister's clothes fit her anymore, so I got that going for me.

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Sis says she won't be able to sleep soon, so why should I.

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My sister and I have a love/I'm-gonna-kill-you-for-this kind of relationship. And I'm never sure which she's thinking.

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Since I'm living on a family farm, I might as well enjoy the traditional benefits.

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I’m sure the neighbors can hear mom laughing at night. They just don’t know what’s funny about me coming home.

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When sis got in to our mom's lingerie, the rest was fairly predictable.

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“Congrats, nephew! And on your first try. Better get a summer job, though.”

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There’s no shortage of milk at my aunt’s house.

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The little jewelry I bought my sister keeps paying for itself.

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Sis always wants a little more attention than is probably good for her.

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Sis gets cuter by the day.

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Instead of telling my dad the disappointing doctor's results, my step-mom started visiting me in secret.

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It’s only fair I buy my sister bigger bras now, I suppose.

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It’s probably only half as bad with a half sister.

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Mom gets double the appreciation this Mother's Day.

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I show mom I love her every day, but especially today.

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When baby girl got jealous of mommy's presents today, I promised her we could celebrate together next year.

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"Ready for your feeding time, son?"

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Aunty couldn't bear to be a spinster her whole life, so I decided to help out.

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Whether she needs it or not, sis always gets my help in the shower.

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Sis and I are still preparing for the new arrival.

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These days, my sister can get me up without ever having to leave bed.

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Some ideas my step-sister shares a little too late.

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Before offering a pity-bang, I should have made sure my sister was on the pill...

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"You don't have to keep reminding me of how it happened, sis."

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As a caring brother, I had to demand a shotgun wedding under the circumstances. Even of myself.

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Sis is afraid to go outside because of what the neighbors might think. But I'm happy to be her only entertainment.

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When my latina baby cousin sent a video message after all that time, I hoped the plug would be the only surprise.

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My daughter's glow reminds me of her mother.

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In fairness, sis and I were probably too stoned to realize that all-natural-everything can lead to all-natural results.

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Sometimes, I like to sneak in on mom in the place where it all started.

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I've only been in the country for 9 months, but I can tell my Japanese cousin will make a great mother.

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It fits more snugly now, but my daughter looks just as pretty in the special outfit I bought her.

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I always knew sis to be a compulsive liar. I just didn't think she'd lie about being on the pill.

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When she first arrived, my cousin just didn't know anyone else. Now we're a bit more closely bonded.

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I always look forward to the update photos from my daughter.

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"Here! If you're going to snoop, you might as well help wash Mommy's belly. After all, it's your twins in here..."

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Mom told me to turn off my Xbox and made me watch "what I did to her" last fall.

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