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Fuck you word count requirement! You don't know my life.

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And you can always count on your friends when... Oh you double-crossing little rat! [SPOILERS]

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This is me, hula hooping topless (do stickers count?) at my first Pride celebration a few years ago. Will you please draw me however you see fit?

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[DOM][PSS][OTH] I tend to get a little sweaty in my workouts. Let me count you down to a cumshot while you pit & piss worship me.

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If you go to the gym and you don't take a selfie it doesn't count right?

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[f] So, now that I'm in the position, what do you do next? Make it count. ;P

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Does it count as masturbation if you summon an ice golem to fuck you? Queen Elsa investigates (bigbangbloom)

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"Kinda counted on you being a [F]riend"

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Just want you to know that I stayed up WAY too late reading through all your PMs -- you made me cum so many times I lost count and my pussy is swollen and sore ? 31(F)

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"Hi Sarah, this is your BIO 102 professor. Pardon the text but I've already sent two emails about your extended absence and you are in urgent danger of failing unless you can provide a doctor's note." She replied with a picture, "Does this count?"

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29 [M] 6' 156 lbs | If you make gains but no one sees you naked do they really count?

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I think this counts a "When you see it" post

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Does this count? You can PM me if you want to :)

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NEXT TIME IT BETTER BE 45 MINUTES LIKE YOU SAID NOT 25 DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO COUNT?!

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If spankings count as presents you can smack that all you want

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When you win against the wayfaring knight more times then you can count but he still shows up

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Do you think my ass makes me count as a juicy Asian? :P

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When you've borne a few slaves for master, but he still counts you among his prize stable of gooks.

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Verification. First post ever anywhere. I messed up my sign - hope this still counts and you like what you see.

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I want you to lost count of how many loads you will blow for me [F]

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If you zoom in, you can even count the droplets

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Ok... lost a bet. Technically this pose counts :P. If you guess my full name, I have to show all otherwise f you I win the bet in the end

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Does it count that I'm a stoner, or do I have to put weed in anything I post here? I mean you know I got the munchies with this chubby body, but don't you still think I'm sexy as (f)uck?

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She has a boyfriend but she told me that she doesn't think sexting me counts as cheating. I don't think she'll mind if I expose her to you guys then. Her names Makayla. Tell me what you think.

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If your wife had a tongue ring when you met her, you can't count high enough...

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Over 500 followers and counting! Thank you sweeties- just took this for you :)

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When you're quarantining since February but you gotta increase your step count

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When you're quarantining since February but you gotta keep that step count up

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I'm not sure if this counts as a sundress, but I'd figure that you'd like this anyways

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Are you ready to count sheep or are you feeling [f]risky like me?

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If you zoom in, you can count the water droplets? [f]

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Hi-res so you can take a shot at counting all my freckles

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Okay, you can't really see the skirt - does it still count? ? How will you punish me if it doesn't? ?

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If you loose your count, you have to start all over again ~

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