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Happy Birthday! Oh yeah, I got a surprise... package... for you.

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My grandma has been so excited about the dress she sewed me to wear for Thanksgiving dinner. Just got here and tried it on....yeah....I won't be coming out of this room to show the whole family like she asked me to.

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"Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!"

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Just got this in the mail. Yeah... thanks random stranger. NSFW

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Read Philip Kerr, he got lot to teach you about German condition during 30's, it's deep, funny and clever. And yeah behind the boof it's my dick that you'll never see. :)

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