Jizz

Please tell me it's body painting!

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My neighbor has mistaken her dildo for a bird feeder.

WTF, funny

Uhh... I'll have the bacon.

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Watermelon Douche

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Nsfw We also have a strange statue, bought from some really old folks at a garage sale. We named him Tonto!

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