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I'm ashamed to admit that I've been a redditor for a few months now, yet I still don't know why some submissions have this dot while others show the number of net upvotes.

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This kitten was thrown over the fence at the shelter I work with. She's all good now after loads of antibiotics and special care, both eyes fine and no lasting damage. This reminds me why I think that most people in this world are unfit to keep animals. (

cats

[SPOILER] "I know now why you cry."

gravityfalls

I see now why they call them Crystal ponies [ziemniax]

ClopClop

At least now I know why my toothbrush has been smelling funny lately...

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I was a lurker [f]or so long, now I understand why GW is addictive!

gonewild

My mom wonders why I call him Daddy now [gif] [sissy]

xxxcaptions

Ten years from now your wife will be asking "Honey, why do you always refuse to get rid of this ratty old couch?"

treatemright

Dthrique vs Nazi Babe (Now I See Why the Allies Won the War. Dat Espionage....) [thriller]

futanari

Got a lot o[f] requests for this tonight, so I figured why not share now :)

gonewild

i understand why people use those hipsta-matic (f)ilters now...

gonewild

First message I got after reinstalling grindr for the first time in months. Now I remember why I deleted it: so many fucking dickheads.

lolgrindr

Went to the store like this...now I know why I was getting so many stares ;)

gonewildcurvy

I heard my brother sneaking around the house late at night while our Cousin was staying over for the weekend - now I know why!

DirtyFamilyPhotos

I don't know why I'm [F]eeling so shy right now :)

gonewild

At least now we know why Onion steals coins.

stevenuniverse

Did you know that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was in a sex scene recently? Why am I only just now finding out about this? [NSFW]

LadyBoners

Honey, why don't you bring our niece over here now.

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(f19) why am i so horny and hungry right now? are you?

gonewild

I know now why this game is pg 18 (NSFW)

Rainbow6

She said her favorite Desert was cream pies and now you know why

hentai

Hi! Been wanting to post, why not now? Getting ready for work (30)

ladybonersgw

Surely you understand now why women are deity all over the world

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At first, it didn't make sense why Starbucks would promise 10K+ jobs to refugees that were mostly children. Now it makes sense...

ImGoingToHellForThis

You think about why you're here now... you can feel the empty space in your pants getting smaller and smaller!

UnderTail

Supposed to be enjoying 2 cocks right now. Why people gotta flake?

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I now understand why we all have DNA from Africa

ImGoingToHellForThis

I don't know why she married me but she did and now I get pics like this everyday. I'm happy.

BBW

I don't know why she married me but she did and now I get pics like this everyday. I'm happy!

BBW_Chubby

[B/S] Now, I know why she leaves the door open while taking a shower!

wincest

Finally blew a huge load to Ariana Grande. I see now why you love her so much ;)

JerkOffToCelebs

I'm single now so why not

manass

"You know why I have to wear your PJs now, bro."

GrowingTheFamily

Wi(f)e just got her nipples pierced. Never understood why I thought it was so hott until now.

gonewild

Wi(f)e just got her nipples pierced. Never understood why I thought it was so hott until now.

gonewildmilf

What? Why do you need me to bend over? I'm late for work. No, this shirt is perfectly fine for work. OMG, STOP telling me to bend over. Fine! *You dip your hands into my blouse and easily free my breasts.* Well, of course, it's inappropriate NOW! Quit pla

GoneWildPlus

Your brother was always taking your things growing up.. Why would that stop now? [Gf/Brother]

BrotherCucker

Honestly just laying here wondering why I'm not being serviced right now...??

Beardsandboners

Guys now i know why we love Keanu

u_Rafaelkb

Okay, now we're outside I'll tell you why they were looking and smiling at you...

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You had asked her not to do anything.. Being quarantined alone was bad enough. Now you find out why she seems distant when you're talking over the phone.. [Fiancée/Father/Cheating]

BrotherCucker, FatherCuck

your pregnant girlfriend dumped you out of the blue. now you know why

BlackedHentai, BlackedArt

I think you found the perfect body for our little scheme! You swapped us when she wasn't looking, and now I think that $500 dollar prize for the bikini contest is ours. Wait, why am I the one doing the dirty work again?

bodyswap

I've teased you plenty with this pic, now why don't you tease me a bit ;)

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heard you girls like being reminded why youre in panties right now

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Your Mother got a little envious when she walked in on me railing your Sister. She couldn't resist taking in the alpha cock that made Mommy scream day and night. "Fuck you Mother, now I get why you're always so relaxed..."

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I'm ovulating right now and my tits are so sore and sensitive. Why don't you squeeze them while you fuck me from behind and breed me??

BreedingMaterial

You are insignificant now get on your knees and show me why I should keep you around

MissLofn

I don't even know why you try to win her over anymore... you know she's taken now!

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“Ah. Little alligators of ecstasy, that's what zippers are. Sexy, too. Now your button, a button is prim and persnickety. There's somethin' Victorian about a row o' buttons. But a zipper, why a zipper is the very snake at the gate of Eden...” ~ Tom Robbin

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