Jizz

When your 6'5ft 300lbs your 7' dick looks small.

MassiveCock

When your friends drop you off from a party but your not done partying yet:(

cocaine

When your parents won't let you go out because your outfit is too 'revealing'

funny

When your next girl does it better than your ex girl who says you're small.

MassiveCock

When your booty is so nice and round your towel will hang on it. [f]

gonewild

When your trying to use the bathroom and there's no room for your Dick

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When your lipstick matches your eyes. NSFW

MakeupAddiction

When your fuck buddy pulls your tity out to lick (f)

gonewild

When Your Friends Heard Your Wife May Be Infertile, They Pitched In With A Crazy Plan!

AsianCuckoldCaptions

When your hand makes your boyfriends penis dissappear ?

sph

When your waist is so skinny it's gravitational pull forces the walls next to you to conform to your shape. Almost as if Photoshop's Liquefy tool was used hmmm?

KylieJenner

When your polish matches your outfit ?

GoneMild

When your boyfriend visits your school

TotallyStraight

When your PornMommy is about to kill you and your jobuds with Phat

jobuds, bigasses, pawg, thick, ThickThighs

When your bra matches your hair

mycleavage

When your wife indulges your foot fetish

wifesharing

When your friend leaves his phone at your place, you end up finding pics like this

jobuds

When your swollen pussy eats your panties ? (f22)

gonewild

When your friend asks where you get your weed from

ImGoingToHellForThis

When your on the toilet and forget to wipe your butt but it doesn't matter because you work as a lap dancer

ImGoingToHellForThis

When your mom cleans out the car in front of you and your friend.....

jobuds

When your buds blow loads on your girl

jobuds

When your left to your own devices ?

bigonewild

When your left to your own devices ?

GaybrosGoneWild

When your one night stand snaps you at your gf's place

CheatingCaptions, CheatingSluts, Hotwifecaption, ilovesluts, cuckoldcaptions

When your BFF tries to help with your hand bra

handbra

When your GF and your threesome partner BOTH decide to cuck you

Cuckold

When your girl finds out about your foot fetish...?

slutyxful, feet

When your bro's trying to get your attention

broslikeus

When your balls are longer than your penis

NoahGetTheBoat

When your younger sister is your Dads cake (Him)

cuckquean

When your mini night dress barely covers your ass as you sleep

IndianHotwife, DesiAunty, fantompam, IndiansGoneWild, indiangirls, BrownHotties

when your best friend who you'd always play fighting game with moves and your little brother hates fighting games

Kappa

When your girlfriend knows your fetishes and STILL loves you, you've found a keeper. [implied blowjob] [cosplay]

VanillaCaptions

When your FWB sees your recent posts and decides to pay you a visit, you let him finish anywhere he wants. ??

cumsluts

When your buddy begs to wear your used FOTLs

tightywhities

Your view when your eating my pussy.

underboob, AlexCoalFans, BoobsAndTities, landingstrip

when your panties can't contain your bush...

Hairy, GoneWildHairy, HairyPussy, OnOff, ButterflyWings, DangleAndJingle, pantiesaside, pussy, hairyONLYFANS, BushBabes

When your underwear matches your bong ?

420_Girls

When your cock is as big as your forearm. ?

MassiveCock, ThickDick, ratemycock

When your thumb is longer than your middle finger

Instagramreality

when your eyes match your jacket

u_Mickey_Dobbs